[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[moringmark]

[snwlvl-deactivated20240125]

capitalism breeds innovation

[ferrumanulum]

Yeah that will do it.

[citric-crow]

improved

[simplyghosting]

Tags via @bookdragon1811

[syphabelnyades]

[radiation]

Why do we have canned harassment bots suddenly

[radiation]

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

[jvlianbashir]

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

[weaselle]

when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly

(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )

which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces

[yadelah]

This kinda required my brain a bit

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[memewhore]

[rnavka]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[justryingtovibe69]

[theehorsepusssy]