Be Better Than Yesterday

28 / They-Them / FFXIV: Bernando Ge'ardis / Midgardsormr /

[doubleca5t]

[beardedmrbean]

perfection

[florianflux]

sniles so sneetly at you

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

[depsidase]

[t-800]

[punkrock-bottom]

[dorokora]

[furry-fey]

this is alpha papi bottom erasure

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[pillowspace]

Just saw an AI generated image of a leaf sheep sea slug with AI generated information on it, don’t you dare AI generate my beautiful daughter ever again

[pillowspace]

[pillowspace]

(these photos are real) They have to put my daughter through AI because they can’t handle her true beauty

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

[sandersstudies]

Completely true-to-life from my interactions with toddlers

[halondrus]

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

[halondrus]

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

[halondrus]

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

[halondrus]

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

[vampalaurels]

so i ran out of inspiration [badum tss] so here have a silly

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[jilli1205]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[republicansaretheproblem]

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[furry-fey]

what would be insane about it? that's how I come out to everyone

[palezma]