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@feynren
teach a man to like posts, he’ll feed only himself. teach a man to reblog and he’ll feed his mutuals for a lifetime.
bro i'm not coming over the only drinks you have is nefarious elixer
This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your duty to, at bare minimum, turn them away.
and like... having crushes on adults is a Normal Adolescent Thing, but it doesn’t mean they’re ready for--or for that matter, want--an actual relationship with said adult. it’s a goddamn developmental phase for kids working out their sexuality, and treating it as a chance to get laid is fucking monstrous.
Same reason why when a younger kid tries to playfully fight with you, the appropriate response is not to sweep the leg, get them on the ground and then start kicking.
happy 10th birthday to one the most iconic songs of this century so far
I always find it funny when people write bdsm erotica where the dom is really aggressive and demanding and the sub is all sweet and innocent when I feel like more often than not the dynamic is a sub who asks for the most insane, out of pocket, dangerous, borderline illegal, unhinged shit and a dom who's like "hmmm ok yeah maybe we can scale that back a bit"
I see an animol I name it
Pretty flowers for my pretty drider
Full frontal Ricky (my pet crawdad)
RICKY BABY BOY
watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”
ok the irony and misinformation in the tags is making me insane. leprosy? caused by bacteria! and not actually that contagious! tuberculosis? bacterial! bubonic plague? also bacterial!! if you want an early viral infection smallpox is right there! polio! hell, even influenza! bacteria ≠ viruses!
may i interest you in some moles
the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.
I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag
uhhhhhh
#mole interest
I want everyone to know that I was curious and wanted to see the randomized words after “mole interest” and got “twin parking” and then I remembered it’s 9/11 🫢
anyway wouldn’t it be funny if we got mole interest to trend higher than 9/11
no way in hell
hey stop being funnier than me on my own post
Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???
theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal
i want to give anomalocaris a happy meal
:) i gave him a happi meal