Short imagine about Fez being with someone who’s constantly in peoples business.
Let me know if u guys want a Part 2 containing the actual fight.
The recent euphoria episode where maddy finds out about Cassie 🤢 and Nates 🔪 relationship inspired a new idea.
Was originally a headcannon but is now a short imagine.
By stirrer I basically mean someone who spreads rumours and stuff around.
“Sticking your nose in” is basically getting yourself involved in other peoples business.
You stood back as you watched your two best friends go at eachother like wild cats, wondering what would’ve happened if you finally just kept your nose out of it.
“Don’t say I didn’t warn ya”
Fezes breath fanned over your ear, oddly calming your nerves as you watched your life long friends verbally battle it out.
Maybe you had gone to far.
For as long as you can remember, you’ve always loved gossip. You were constantly sticking your nose in “where it didn’t belong”. You never truly cared about the things that were said, it was just entertaining to hear about other peoples lives. Well you never cared about it, until something involving your friends was brought up.
Your eyes widened in shock when you heard the news. Immediately making your way to Fezcos store. That was another thing. You knowing everything, meant Fez knew everything aswell. He didn’t care for half of it. But sometimes you bring some information that’s actually helpful.
Like where the money McKay owed him was spent on.
And where McKay would be next Thursday so Fez could get his cash.
But then other times you’d speak to him for hours about things he didn’t care for.
Like how Kat had apparently lost her virginity at an orgy.
That turned out not to be true, but even if it was, why would he care?
He never told you to shut up though, He loved hearing you talk about things you found entertaining. It was just unfortunate that the entertainment was other peoples lives (No surprise that when you met Elliot, you two became close friends) . Fez was behind the counter when you came running into the shop out of breath.
“Fezzie guess what, you won’t believe it.”
You puffed out to him, hoisting yourself up on the side. Fez stood infront of you and rested his hands on your thighs. Smirking at your red face.
he drawled out, leaning in for a kiss, which you happily conformed too.
“I’ve literally heard the best… well, maybe not best, but most juiciest piece of info ever.
” You squealed while holding Fezes face between your freshly manicured hands, your acrylics making slight indents in his temples.
He looked at you with pure adoration in his eyes. He thought excitement looked cute on you.
“Is this why you ran in here lookin like you jus ran a marathon”
he chuckled at your expense.
“Yes but that’s not the point… guess what’s been happening”
you shook his head a bit.
“What is it, ma” he finally caved.
“Cassie, yeah, that’s right, Cassie fucking HOWARD has been sleeping with Nate, playboy, NATE JACOBS, you know, the rapey, creepy guy with the dodgy dad who kind of looks lik-”
“Yes, yes, I know who Nate jacobs and Cassie Howard are… what you mean they been sleeping together?”
Fez interrupted your rambling. Your eyes went wide
“like sleeping together, having sex, intercourse, penis insertion, how many ways do you want me to explain this?”
You exclaimed quickly while Fez stood in shock for a minute. He knew Jacobs was a bad person but never thought he’d go this low.
“Shit, ma, what you gonna do.”
Fez questioned you, knowing Maddy was one of your best friends, along with resident backstabber Cassie.
“Well, I’ve got to tell Maddy don’t I”
you said like it was obvious. Fez scrunched his brows.
“Cause otherwise I look like the bitch cause I didn’t tell her even though I knew”
“But you ain’t the one fucking her boyfriend”
You sighed at Fezes words, him clearly not understanding the intricacies of having two best friends who were unknowingly about to go to war with eachother.
“No, but I’m just as bad as Cassie because I’m HIDING it from maddy”
you argued. Fez slowly nodded. Seeing your point but not instantly agreeing.
“But it’s not your business anyway, you’re just sticking your nose in it.”
“No. This IS my business fez, these are MY friends, and this is MY news, so for once it is MY problem.”
You came back, sassily. Fez put his hands up in mock surrender.
“I’ll back whatever you do Ma, but don’t say I didn’t warn ya”.
He’d always warn you. Knowing you’d do it anyway. He loved you for it.
That’s how you ended up at the party infront of your two best friends arguing infront of what appeared to be the whole school.
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Lmk if you want a part 2 with the showdown between Cassie and Maddys fight.
Soz for ending it on a cliff hanger
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