Ficker’s Crappy Creations

My crappy art or writing. Maybe the promotion of others. He/him/. Ace.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[cricketcat9]

They ARE magical

[homunculus-argument]

If you know anyone who seems really chill to the point of being virtually indestructible, like nothing could ever bother them in any way, could get hit by a train and just shake it off and be totally fine, laughing it off as soon as they've dusted themselves off and stopped bleeding, but who occasionally just randomly falls apart to complete fucking smithereens with seemingly no cause nor warning, only to get back up again a few minutes/hours/days later like "ok yeah I'm fine again that was weird lmao", and you've ever wondered what the fuck is up with that:

They are actually not ok and most likely are not ok at any point. The whole "hardiest person you know who just collapses randomly sometimes" thing isn't a deliberately constructed façade, as a matter of fact it might be something that they actually personally believe themselves to be. But in reality this is somebody who's either unintentionally learned or has been deliberately trained to hide negative emotions and mask symptoms at all costs, as the #1 priority that goes over any other survival needs.

So even though it may look like they go from 1 to 100 completely at random and unpredictably, and then swing right back again to being totally fine, you have no way of knowing how long they've been at 95% before the last line of defense broke down and the system collapsed. And once they flip back up, odds are that they just managed to scrape their shit back together again just enough to get their backup masking systems running. The "check engine" light never turned on because the wire was clipped years ago.

If this is you, this is your callout to seek some sort of help. I'm telling on everyone in this room including myself.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every engine failure is "unpredictable" and "random" if you've taped over the Check Engine light.

[iguanamouth]

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

I will never not reblog this little cutie

[the-affectionate-boy]

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

[boo-ni]

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

[somehow-i-got-an-account]

@justabunchofdragons

[joycrispy]

@annonrat

[dragonnova]

querulousartisan asked:

Could Sollux end up with a crush on Dave? And if so… how would Psi feel about that?

dN: Any ship is possible, and I don’t think Psii would care either way.  He likes the Striders, so he’d be cool with it, but that wouldn’t stop him from being a complete horse’s pa-toot about it.

[poshfather]

signless / sufferer

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.

[fiction-is-not-reality2]

The notes on this post are simply gold, do yourself a favor and read them

[molly-ayesha]

A few personal favourites

[swanjolras-blog-archive-deactiv]

man this has been said before by cleverer folks than me, but sometimes you have to sit down and let the sheer size and age of the storytelling tradition just completely overwhelm you, ja feel?

like— think for a second about how mind-bogglingly incredible it is that we know who osiris is? that somebody just made him up one day, and told stories about him to their kids, and literally thousands and thousands of years later we are still able to go “there was a god whose brother cut him into pieces”, it’s so arbitrary, it’s so incredible

that in talking about scheherazade and her husband, you are doing something that someone in every single generation has done since it was written— you are telling stories that have lasted an impossible amount of time 

can you conceive of telling a story, and then traveling into the future and hearing that same story told— with alterations, and through media that you could not possibly conceive of, but your story— in the year 3214?

the fact that we! as a species! have been telling the same damn stories for so long— the fact that we’ve seen homer’s troy and chaucer’s troy and shakespeare’s troy and troy with fucking brad pitt because we never fucking stop telling stories! never ever ever!

we never stop caring about stories, or returning to the same stories, or putting our own spins on stories. we never stop talking about the characters as if they were real, or asking what happened next, or asking to hear it again.

generation after generation, they never ever ever stop mattering to us.

[aei-sb]

[Now with the Leijons & Maryams] [Un montón de garabatos!] 01/Diciembre/2013

[saccharinesylpharchive]

Unrelated, but, huh, I found this on my computer and I don’t believe I ever posted it? 

Loophole better ending doodle of better outcomes, Nettie and her daughter. SHRUG. I missed the girls.

[fickers-crappy-creations]

A Gamgrub! Because he was requested. I <3 Gamgrub. 

[bleaksqueak]

It’s a pomesignless!

I have no idea what he’s wearing. But whatever it is, he’s getting more juice on it than his mouth.

[frogitivity]

Hmmmm you can have a little serotonin as a treat

[frogitivity]

Here’s the other ones that match!

[tomatosaladforyou]

Magical Girl Roman✨🦄 here to save the day

Welp.

Took wayyy longer than I thought it would, but here we are. Almost dropped it, if I'm being fair. Had some trouble with the design and my confidence wavered. Then as I was searching for a wip I found it and decided to finish and post it.

[fickers-crappy-creations]

Decided to try out a watercolor effect on CSP. Have an Erigrub. 

[drnucleus]

Favorite thing about being a fic writer is the comments. No seriously unless you’re a fic writer you don’t understand the level of kindness and almost heroin-esque level high writers get from getting thoughtful feedback from loyal readers. It’s fantastic.

[houseofmcallister]

Someone once told me that the characters felt in character and I almost started crying.

[x-rainflame-x]

There is no drug on this earth that competes with comments.

[honkytonkdyke]

^^^ this right here

[fickers-crappy-creations]

This is painfully accurate.

[drowningcomicart]

hi i have opinions on the topic of outward signs of aging in trolls that are half-justified by canon and half by self-indulgence, lms if you enjoy bodily functions with like .02% basis in real biology. Transcript/better explained notes in case my handwriting hurts your eyes as much as it hurts mine: HATCHLING: pale gray skin, no pupil or pigmentation (basically blind, uses touch and smell to move about the caverns). WIGGLER/YOUNG: after pupating, skin is ‘standard’ gray (will vary slightly from troll to troll), sclera have pigmentation that offers some protection from harsh light (obviously won’t save you if you stare directly at the sun), but limits vision somewhat. PUBESCENT: Pigmentation begins to break down around the pupil, letting in more light and allowing for better vision. When this occurs will vary from troll to troll. TEEN to YOUNG ADULT: pigment has broken down to make a clearly defined iris (roughly 20% of the eye), blood color shows through the now transparent tissue. ADULT to MIDDLE AGE: pigmentation continues to gradually break down, widening the visible iris (now anywhere from 40-60% of the eye depending on age). skin will also gradually darken/harden. OLD: skin is now very dark gray or black and hard (relative to young skin, tougher to damage but not impossible). pigmentation in eye is almost, if not entirely, broken down, leading to extreme light sensitivity (a boon in the dark reaches of space!). This makes the eye appear uniform in color, though the true iris itself only takes up a portion of the eye (the distinction between the iris’s edge and sclera is visible only up close).

do with this what you will, thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[q-dormir]

GrandHighblood + #4

Karkatgrub + #4

(Palette Meme)