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notes to the types, from an INTJ.

DISCLAIMER: All of this is subjective, obviously.

ISTP: -Stop pretending you’re an aloof ninja. You’re just a nerd. Calm down. -Okay I know you want to learn how to throw and spin knives and that is a-okay, just don’t point it at me, seriously. -STOP PRETENDING YOU DON’T HAVE EMOTIONS. What’s up with you and not wanting to admit that you feel things? It’s not a bad thing! -Such nerds. succchhh nerds. -Remember to do that thing that’s due tomorrow NOW, bc I know you’ll do it in 2 minutes before class tomorrow. -keep track of time. Why are you so bad at this? -Yes, what you said offended that person. Yes, they will probably accept your apology. -You make so many noises -Maybe make more facial expressions? You look like you want to kill someone when you’re not doing anything. But I can totally relate. Others might not get it though, so try to be a bit more expressive.

INTJ: -Stop being an asshole. -literally no one asked you to make everything a metaphor for suffering. -you are NOT the nicest person I know. Don’t delude yourself. You may be understanding, but niceness is usually measured by external things, like compassion and emotion. Which you basically NEVER express. -why do u make so many puns dear god -??? You speak perfectly. I don’t know how. #NotAllINTJs -yes, you’re charismatic, but it’s in an awkward way. You aren’t “the suave master”, you’re just the cute nerd. Got it? -next time you repeatedly ask me the same question I will throw you off a cliff

ISTJ: -how do you do so many things? I don’t have that energy. -also, stop reading Wattpad instead of studying. You know that your grades matter more to you. -don’t be afraid to speak your opinion just because other people won’t accept it or because you think it may disrupt the balance. Most things need to be verbalized. -I DON’T GET WHY PEOPLE ARE SO IGNORANT EITHER. What’s up with that???? -sometimes perspectives need to shift and things just arent a useful supply of information anymore. -get some sleep. -grades don’t mean everything just because you were told they always mean everything. -my cute timid sunflowers 💕

INFP: -you’ll never be happy if you don’t pursue something you love. It doesn’t matter if someone doesn’t want you to. You matter most, in your world. Okay? -worry about yourself more -if you’re so worried about being organized, organize yourself. I’ll help you. It only takes 2 weeks to develop a habit, after all. -DO. NOT. DATE. MANIPULATIVE. PEOPLE! Why??? Bbg! You always love the underdogs, but sometimes the underdogs are literal psychopaths! That is not healthy! You don’t need that kind of manipulation. Use some reasoning! -you guys have so much creativity. Express it! People love that shit, trust me. I know I do. -go on adventures if you want to! Might as well, yeah? It’s not going to HURT if you take a hike and draw some trees. Philosophize. It’s what makes self-realization.

ENFP: -how. So much. So much energy. Why do you always want to go to the mall or to a party? -no, i dont want to go anywhere, and no, it’s not because I’m being lazy. -we should build a shed. You can keep your various stray animals there. -why. Why are you so dependent. You don’t need to talk to your boyfriend for every minute of everyday AND update him on your status every hour. -stop making so many “fake” friends. Just because someone compliments your shirt doesn’t mean they aren’t going to be a terrible person. -it’s just project-project-project with you, isnt it? You don’t even finish 1/3rd of them. …i’ll still help you, though.

INFJ: -sweetheart -you don’t need to base your being on making others feel better. Or on making yourself fit into a ridiculously ideal image. People like you imagine just don’t exist. -pretentious w books -many pretentious books -also a weeb. It goes hand-in-hand. -find a good outlet to express your emotions. -don’t look at the floor all the time, just because you don’t want to meet anyone’s gaze or because you want to think. Look ahead. Show some confidence, darling. You could take the world if you wanted to. -if you don’t want life to be meaningless, find your meaning. Pursue it.

ESTJ: -you would be cool, if you didnt have such a bias towards things you don’t even know you HAVE A BIAS towards. Yes, that’s biased. Oooh, how do I know? Let me explain. -what society taught you isnt always what you will believe. You need to stop deluding yourself. -stop giving TEXT-BOOK DEFINITIONS -i gotta admit your logic is pretty solid but your BIASES, oh god the biases. -why do u have a literal army of followers

ENFJ: *sorry! I hate the two ENFJs i know. They’re underdeveloped.* -you make me cry. Feelings aren’t to be used in logic-fueled arguments. Don’t think they are facts. -i dont like you for reasons. Those reasons not being “oh did i offend you”, like??? Who you trying to fight here, me, or your suppressed emotional biases?? -the amount of people who like you doesn’t equal your value! What were you thinking? -speaking of thinking: you should THINK a lot more! Please? Think something through before you ask me an emotionally-barbed question.

INTP: -my little fluster nerds -always developing new things -I always happen to get into a love-hate relationship with you; because I regard you with fascination and you feel like you’re being studied (you are, btw), and you hate feeling like you’re under a microscope. It’s okay, ill keep teasing you. Your reactions are so adorable! -inf Fe is so cute. The responses to the stimuli. Ugh. I wanna hug you and tell you how adorable. How puppy. -nah, nah! I don’t hate you. I’d never hate you. You’re just so INTERESTING. Tell me all about your conspiracy theories! You’re making a language? Ooh, can you teach it to me? That’s so cool! Let me contribute my ideas, too! -YES, let’s build a sculpture. YES, let’s make english more efficient. Have you heard of that meme?-yeah, that one! -every conversation is like a make-a-story with the contributions from both sides. -TEAM CRINGE when people make logical fallacies

ENTP: -high quality memers. -most of the people I’ve had crushes on are ENTPs, un-miraculously. -i could listen to you make up sarcastic stories for hours and never get bored -TEAM USELESS FACTS that no one will ever use but you still have because of Wikipedia searches. -you are hilarious. And also, very cute when flustered. Less-so than INTP, but that’s only because they only ever wanna talk about history or chemistry or their poison of choice. You will actually talk to people. -you all have a distinct walk. It’s so odd. It’s a pattern I’m seeing, though.

Ni Anxiety vs Ne Anxiety

Ni: this is what is going to go wrong and then this will happen and then this will happen and then i'll die

Ne: these are all the millions of things that could go wrong what if this happens what if that happens

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How Each Myers-Briggs Type Contradicts Their Own Stereotype

Heidi Priebe

ENFP

Stereotype: ENFPs are hyperactive social butterflies who never stop spewing off about their feelings.

Reality: ENFPs have intuition and thinking as their extroverted functions, meaning they’re much more comfortable posing questions and debating ideas than they are talking about their feelings. They are also highly reflective and need more alone time than any other extrovert – many ENFPs actually initially assume themselves to be introverts!

INFP

Stereotype: INFPs are fragile emotional snowflakes who cannot deal with facts or hard logic.

Reality: Though INFPs certainly prefer using emotion over logic, they are more than capable of getting things done when they need to. This type can actually be incredibly resourceful and organized, as they will go to any lengths necessary in pursuit of what they believe is right. As a highly pensive type, INFPs are quite focused and often even mistype as judgers.

ENFJ

Stereotype: ENFJs are emotionally invasive and never stop probing others about their feelings.

Reality: ENFJs are actually quite adept at setting boundaries and respecting the privacy of others. If they are asking you highly personal questions, it’s not an act of exploitation – it’s because they genuinely want to help you resolve a problem and require a better understanding of where you’re at in order to do so.

INFJ

Stereotype #1: INFJs are rare snowflakes who are wildly unlike any other type and are incredibly difficult to understand.

Reality: Though they are statistically the rarest type, this does not mean that INFJs are the most creative or the most individualistic type (that would be INFP on both counts). In reality, INFJs have extroverted feeling, which means they’re highly in tune with social norms and value fitting in with a group above expressing their individuality. They are statistically rare in the sense that their specific combination of cognitive functions is uncommon, but this does not mean that they are the misunderstood artists of the world (Again, that would be INFPs or ISFPs).

Stereotype #2: INFJs are the natural counselors of the world, who want nothing more than to care for and nurture you.

Reality: Though they certainly do care for others, INFJs can often come across as cold if you don’t know them well. They lead with introverted intuition, which makes them infinitely more interested in analyzing big-picture problems than helping you sort out your relationship issues – they are empathetic to a fault but they’d usually rather be analyzing than empathizing.

ESTP

Stereotype: ESTPs are too impulsive to be reliable or faithful.

Reality: ESTPs see what they want and they go for it – which means that when your interests are aligned, nobody will be more devoted or attentive than an ESTP. This type can certainly be impulsive, but their extroverted feeling keeps them in line with how their actions affect others and once they make a commitment to someone, they are often quite adept at seeing it through. “I don’t want a relationship,” means, “I don’t want a relationship.” But on the other hand, “I do,” means, “I do.”

ISTP

Stereotype: ISTPs are daredevil adrenaline-junkies who live, breathe and sleep extreme sports.

Reality: Though ISTPs are highly sensory-oriented, their first mode of information processing is introverted thinking – meaning they’re much more interested in discovering how things work than they are in simply experiencing them. Some ISTPs have a tendency toward extreme sports but others are too rational to justify the risks of such activities – they prefer staying safe over risking their livelihood at the mercy of their auxiliary function.

ISTJ

Stereotype: ISTJs are unbearably rigid and set in their ways.

Reality: Though they do enjoy the tried-and-true method above the experimental ones, many ISTJs are incredibly analytical by nature. They are constantly taking in new facts and measuring them up against each other for practicality and efficiency. If a new method beats out an old one, they have no trouble swapping it out and bringing on the new.

ESTJ

Stereotype: ESTJs are bossy know-it-alls who only want to control the people around them.

Reality: Though ESTJs do tend to err on the side of know-it-all-ism, they do so as a genuine attempt to help the people they care about. This type is not malicious or spiteful – they simply see the most efficient way to do something and want to share. This type actually cares quite deeply about the people they’re close to and always wants to help them achieve the best results possible.

ESFJ

Stereotype: ESFJs are shallow and petty, only caring about the latest gossip and who’s dating who.

Reality: ESFJs lead with extroverted feeling, which mirrors the values of those around them. This means that if they are raised in an environment that values education, analytical analysis and personal growth, they will take on those values with a passion. ESFJs are only as petty as the people around them – their natural first instinct is to be supportive and inclusive to a fault.

ISFJ

Stereotype: ISFJs are neurotic and uptight – they are desperate to secure a partner and have a family as quickly as possible.

Reality: Though ISFJs do tend to make excellent parents, they’re not all in a rush to shack up and pop out a few. Their first function is a perceptive one (introverted sensing), which means that their feelings come second to their interests. Because they aren’t dominant judgers, this type also isn’t neurotic as a rule. On the contrary, they can often veer toward type B personalities – they’re more interested in keeping the peace than getting exactly what they want.

ESFP

Stereotype: ESFPs are shallow, one-dimensional party animals who are only interested in having a good time.

Reality: ESFPs are incredibly emotionally intelligent – they can dissect peoples motivations and desires with incredible accuracy and employ their findings effectively. This type is highly observant and can figure out just about any system or pattern that they put their minds to – their realism works to their advantage and makes them infinitely sharper than they let on.

ISFP

Stereotype: ISFPs are superficial and flakey.

Reality: Of all the sensor types, ISFPs are perhaps the most intuitive and spiritual. This type is highly observant and highly analytical – they are even apt to confuse themselves with intuitive types. Though they may appear to be off in la-la land regularly, the ISFP’s mind is always reeling – they are constantly analyzing what’s going on around them and what it means on a deeper level.

INTP

Stereotype: INTPs are emotionless and socially awkward.

Reality: INTPs are incredibly deep thinkers and correspondingly deep feelers. They are just as capable as (if not more capable than) any other type when it comes to experiencing deep emotions – they just aren’t as keen to express them. In the same vein, INTPs are not socially awkward by default – they are definite introverts but they are more than capable of developing their extroverted intuition to interact with the world around them. Enjoying social interaction and being capable of it are two different things.

ENTP

Stereotype: ENTPs have no follow through and cannot commit to anything for the life of them.

Reality: Though they do flit quickly between ideas, ENTPs are highly motivated to achieve and they possess impressive follow-through when they set their minds to something. They don’t care much for externally imposed attention to detail but when they’re self-motivated to get something right, they’ll cross every I and dot every T until it’s exactly how they imagined it.

ENTJ

Stereotype: ENTJs are alpha personalities who will squash or betray whoever it takes in order to get to the top.

Reality: Though they certainly are top dogs, ENTJs take social relationships incredibly seriously and would never want to tarnish their good name by going against their word. They can also be surprisingly sensitive when it comes to sticking up for the underdog and will often go to great lengths to ensure that they are giving fair and equal treatment to all.

INTJ

Stereotype: INTJs are narcissistic know-it-alls who think that everyone else is intellectually inferior to them.

Reality: INTJs are indisputably aware of their own intelligence – but they’re also radically open-minded. This type is constantly taking in new information and deciding how each new piece fits into the puzzle that they’re assembling in their mind. They want to see a situation from all possible angles – which means they want to hear your take on it, even if they don’t necessarily agree with it off the bat.

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Did a silly little thing to illustrate some differences between extraverted feeling and introverted feeling!

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Dude @raven-mbti this is really, really good. Your illustrations convey the concept so clearly–I always struggle to describe the difference with words, but this is just great. Awesome work!

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the types as....uncomfortable situations........................,

ESTP: googling the plot of Breaking Bad just to fit in

ISTP: accidentally opening a text message

ESFP: singing really loudly when you think you're home alone and then your mom shouts "hey that sounds good"

ISFP: no one told you that you forgot to plug your earbuds in all the way and you just listened to Viva La Vida by Coldplay 3 times in a row what the fuck

ENFP: when you're trying to pick up a package of raw meat from the grocery store and you forget how thin the plastic on top is and now you have to deal with an open package of slime

INFP: rereading your old writing

ENTP: continuing to laugh at a joke after it's passed

INTP: that moment of terror when you wonder if the person next to you can read your mind so you immediately make it worse by thinking about naked people

ENFJ: when your grandma tags you on facebook

INFJ: getting secondhand embarassment while watching television and having to turn it off

ENTJ: asking for a question to be repeated multiple times because you weren't listening the first and then got so pissed at yourself that you didn't listen the second time either

INTJ: when every available spot at a lunch table is covered in water, jelly, or some unknown substance, you're out of napkins...and there's no turning back

ESTJ: when every "*you're" you've ever typed comes back to haunt you when you let autocorrect take over

ISTJ: sand

ESFJ: the three seconds of prolonged eyecontact when your friend flashes you the "i got into this conversation and i can't get out" look and now you've gotta make excuses

ISFJ: when someone misinterprets your joke and you spend a good 10 minutes backtracking but they've already moved on

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MBTI Stereotypes VS the Types in Real Life

Stereotype ENTJ: Dominant. Efficient. Strategic and ideal leaders.

Real ENTJ: One of the few people able to actually physically frown, don’t understand how they’re “scary”

Stereotype INTJ: Evil masterminds. Smarter than you. Are the superior beings.

Real INTJ: Misplaces anything that isn’t physically attached to them, no longer able to recognize when they’re being sarcastic or serious

Stereotype ENTP: Quickest thinkers you’ll ever meet. Witty. Intellectual masters of debate.

Real ENTP: Used memes so much that they became one and are accepting of this fact, catchphrase is some version of “Well, actually–”

Stereotype INTP: In possession of more knowledge than the Internet. Reclusive geniuses. Know all, are humble.

Real INTP: Sexually attracted to science, volunteer plethora of useless facts every hour, zero spatial and social awareness

Stereotype ENFJ: Kind. Loving. Hearts of gold and wills of steel.

Real ENFJ: Will replace your mother and be okay with that, judge being judgemental of judging judgemental judgments

Stereotype INFJ: Mysterious and tricky to get to know. More unique than anyone you’ve ever met.

Real INFJ: One way or another, embarrass themselves every single day, somehow, consistently

Stereotype ENFP: Full of life and love. Passionate lover. Always fighting for a cause.

Real ENFP: Blink abnormally fast and probably should not drink coffee ever, have to make conscious effort to not smile, should take more things more seriously

Stereotype INFP: Gifted with emotional intelligence. Spiritual and believes in the soul, the natural course of the world, and love.

Real INFP: Really good at laughing at themselves which is necessary because they f*ck up constantly

Stereotype ESTJ: Intelligent. Dependable. Productive and competent. Forward-thinkers.

Real ESTJ: Remind teachers about homework distribution and collection every single day of the week, get off on educational videos

Stereotype ISTJ: Rule-followers. Responsible. Duty drives their perfection.

Real ISTJ: Sometimes sleep over 12 cumulative hours in a day

Stereotype ESTP: Daredevil. Live life on the edge. Famous and popular.

Real ESTP: 100% of decision-making is weighing the pros, ignoring the cons, and shrugging, then doing whatever stupid thing they got dared to do

Stereotype ISTP: Cool as hell. Detached and indifferent. Smart tinkerers.

Real ISTP: Won “Most Stubborn and Silent” for Senior Superlative page in high school yearbook

Stereotype ESFJ: Genuine and affectionate. Would take care of a sick stranger if needed. Make friends everywhere they go.

Real ESFJ: Value self-worth based on quality of and feedback for homemade baked goods, the holiday season is their life source

Stereotype ISFJ: Sweet. Innocent. Fragile and caring hearts who love their friends.

Real ISFJ: Hate conflict so much that they get second-hand anxiety from watching cliché emotional plot twist movies

Stereotype ESFP: Epitome of style and fashion. Impossibly cool. At every party and loved by everyone.

Real ESFP: Physically CANNOT stop making noises and fidgeting, all storage on their phones is taken up by hundreds of selfies in various poses

Stereotype ISFP: Exceptional artists. Emotionally deep. Humanitarians and always helping the planet.

Real ISFP: Just want to become trees, don’t get why people can’t just love one another, f*cking hippies

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The Types React to Trump’s win

ESTJ: Dismayed at seeing people of their ethnic group vote for him on TV

ISTJ: Profound sense of shame

ISFJ: *cries for the safety of their friends*

ESFJ: *Announces will to help anyone who need it*

ISTP: Exhaustedly shakes their head at all the stupid

ESTP: Jokes about hoping for an assassination

ESFP: Packs bags to move abroad

ISFP: *speechless from the horrificness off it all* *in a glass case of emotion*

INFP: Unfollow me if you had any hand in this!

INFJ: *tears our hair over the socioplitical implications and all the hate in the world*

ENFJ: *writes an essay explaining how this happened and wha’s important now*

ENFP: *talking in their ‘serious’ voice exclusively* *Angrily Dissapointed Disbelief*

ENTP: *Apocalypse references galore* *covers dread with angry mockery*

ENTJ: “You fuckers brought this onto yourselves!” *calmly puts their investments elsewhere*

INTP: *laughts at the surreality as they struggle to process their internal screaming*

INTJ: *Obsessively watches politics videos to guage the situation* (I should probably go check on him after writing this)

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The Types Reacting To Being Accused

ISTJ: “Excuse me??? I am innocent. I have ALL THE EVIDENCE DOCUMENTED.” [proceeds to take out a bunch of papers]

ISTP: “Dude. chill. calm down. bro.”

ISFJ: “I???? hOLY SHIT ME??? YOU’RE ACCUSING ME??? YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DID THE THING YOU’RE ACCUSING ME OF” [pulls out a bunch of receipts]

ISFP: “Stop… you’re making me uncomfortable. I didn’t do anything wrong.” [tries not to cry]

INTJ: “Hahahaha. No one will believe you. You have no proof. But, I, rather have plans for you, buddy. Accusations only take you to hell.”

INTP: “Okay, but it’s clear that it wasn’t me, and someone else. You’re mixing things up. Allow me to explain why.” [gives a 15 minute analysis lecture just to prove themself innocent]

INFJ: “Lies. Blatant lies, I say. You will regret this.”

INFP: “NO!!! I DID NOTHING LEAVE ME ALONE GO AWAYYYYY STOOOOOP”

ESTJ: “Bitch it’s clear you did it. I was, y’know, busy being productive in the meantime, meanwhile you were just being a lazy ass doing exactly what you’re blaming me for. Pathetic, haha.”

ESTP: “Are you asking me to dropkick you into the ocean? Because if you don’t step off I could do it.”

ESFJ: “No way! Everyone else knows it wasn’t me, and also, I have screenshots to prove it was you!” [opens up laptop and shows screenshots of accuser doing the deed]

ESFP: “Lmao this is just sad. You’re wasting your time accusing someone else of something? Get a life.”

ENTJ: “JESUS CHRIST WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO YOU HOLY SHIT NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T MY FAULT” [gets shit done and fixes problem]

ENTP: “k.” [sends accuser memes and senseless messages to distract them]

ENFJ: “Hey, buddy, why so sad? What’s making you so upset that you’re going around accusing people of doing things they haven’t done? You can talk to me.” [awkward pats]

ENFP: “…UNBELIEVABLE. THIS IS DESPICABLE. YOU SORE LOSER. IT’S OBVIOUS I DID NOTHING. YOU SEE, I was just having a good time at the park the other day and oh there was a squirrel and —”

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NTs at work

ENTP: wants to be the boss, doesn’t want to do shit

INTP: doesn’t want to be the boss, doesn’t want to do shit

INTJ: doesn’t want to be the boss, does a lot of shit

ENTJ: wants to be the boss, does a lot of shit

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MBTI troubleshooting: why you’re mistyped

You don’t know yourself (your habits, your strengths, and your weaknesses)

And because you don’t know yourself you answered the questions on the MBTI tests inaccurately due to idealization (ex: “Are you a neat person?” “Yes, I am!” when you’re messy as shit, “Are you a good planner?” “Yes, I am!” when you’re a hot mess, “Are you spontaneous?” “Yes, I am!” when you’re rigid as hell)

You read all the type descriptions first and selected the type you admired the most, not the one that fit you best

You dislike your true type and wanted a ‘better’ or ‘rarer’ one

You read a bunch of bullshit online implying sensors are less intelligent than intuitives and decided to be the intuitive variation of your true type (ex. an ISTJ typing as an INTJ)

You took the MBTI test while in an awful mental and emotional state which skewed the results

You don’t understand cognitive functions

You understand cognitive functions but decided that you use all of them equally (impossible) which implies that you don’t understand cognitive functions

You marked a bunch of answers as ‘neutral’ because you ‘do a little bit of both behaviors sometimes, often times, maybe, I don’t know, okay I do, well not really, but yeah’

You didn’t want to be typed an ESFJ because everyone online is mad at them for some reason

Come Undone: Contradictions

So unimpressed, but so in awe: ISTJ, ENFP

Such a saint, but such a whore: ISFP, ENFJ

So self-aware, so full of shit: INTP, INTJ

So indecisive, so adamant: ENTJ, INFP

So rock 'n' roll, so corporate suit: ESTP, ENTP

So damn ugly, so damn cute: ESFP, ISFJ

So well-trained, so animal: ISTP, ESTJ

So "need your love", so "fuck you all!": ESFJ, INFJ

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the types as villian archetypes

Idk if this has been done before but there ARE 16 of them, sooo.

The TYRANT (ENTJ): the bullying despot, he wants power at any price. He ruthlessly conquers all he surveys, crushing his enemies beneath his feet. People are but pawns to him, and he holds all the power pieces. Hesitate before getting in this man’s way – he’ll think nothing of destroying you. The BASTARD (ESFP) : the dispossessed son, he burns with resentment. He can’t have what he wants, so he lashes out to hurt those around him. His deeds are often for effect – he wants to provoke action in others. He proudly announces his rebellious dealings. Don’t be fooled by his boyish demeanor – he’s a bundle of hate. The DEVIL (ENFJ) : the charming fiend, he gives people what he thinks they deserve. Charisma allows him to lure his victims to their own destruction. His ability to discover the moral weaknesses in others serves him well. Close your ears to his cajolery – he’ll tempt you to disaster. The TRAITOR (INFJ) : the double agent, he betrays those who trust him most. No one suspects the evil that lurks in his heart. Despite supportive smiles and sympathetic ears, he plots the destruction of his friends. Never turn your back on him – he means you harm. The OUTCAST (INTP) : the lonely outsider, he wants desperately to belong. Tortured and unforgiving, he has been set off from others, and usually for good cause. He craves redemption, but is willing to gain it by sacrificing others. Waste no sympathy on him - he’ll have none for you. The EVIL GENIUS (INTJ) : the malevolent mastermind, he loves to show off his superior intelligence. Intellectual inferiors are contemptible to him and that includes just about everyone. Elaborate puzzles and experiments are his trademark. Don’t let him pull your strings – the game is always rigged in his favor. The SADIST (ESTP) : the savage predator, he enjoys cruelty for its own sake. Violence and psychological brutality are games to this man; and he plays those games with daring and skill. Run, don’t walk, away from this man – he’ll tear out your heart, and laugh while doing it. The TERRORIST (ISFP) : the dark knight, he serves a warped code of honor. Self-righteous, he believes in his own virtue, and judges all around him by a strict set of laws. The end will always justify his nefarious means, and no conventional morality will give him pause. Don’t try to appeal to his sense of justice – his does not resemble yours. The BITCH (ESTJ) : the abusive autocrat, she lies, cheats, and steals her way to the top. Her climb to success has left many a heel mark on the backs of others. She doesn’t care about the peons around her – only the achievement of her dreams matters. Forget expecting a helping hand from her – she doesn’t help anyone but herself. The BLACK WIDOW (ENFP) : the beguiling siren, she lures victims into her web. She goes after anyone who has something she wants, and she wants a lot. But she does her best to make the victim want to be deceived. An expert at seduction of every variety, she uses her charms to get her way. Don’t be fooled by her claims of love – it’s all a lie. The BACKSTABBER (ESFJ) : the two-faced friend, she delights in duping the unsuspecting. Her sympathetic smiles enable her to learn her victims’ secrets, which she then uses to feather her nest. Her seemingly helpful advice is just the thing to hinder. Put no faith in her – she’ll betray you every time. The LUNATIC (ENTP): the unbalanced madwoman, she draws others into her crazy environment. The drum to which she marches misses many a beat, but to her, it is the rest of the world that is out of step. Don’t even try to understand her logic – she is unfathomable. The PARASITE (ISTP) : the poisonous vine, she collaborates for her own comfort. She goes along with any atrocity, so long as her own security is assured. She sees herself as a victim who had no choice, and blames others for her crimes. Expect no mercy from her – she won’t lift a finger to save anyone but herself. The SCHEMER (ISTJ) : the lethal plotter, she devises the ruin of others. Like a cat with a mouse, she plays with lives. Elaborate plans, intricate schemes; nothing pleases her more than to trap the unwary. Watch out for her complex designs – she means you no good. The FANATIC (INFP) : the uncompromising extremist, she does wrong in the name of good. She justifies hers action by her intent, and merely shrugs her shoulders at collateral damage. Anyone not an ally is an enemy, and therefore, fair game. Give up any hope of showing her the error of her ways – she firmly believes you are wrong, wrong, wrong. The MATRIARCH (ISFJ) : the motherly oppressor, she smothers her loved ones. She knows what’s best and will do all in her power to controls the lives of those who surround her – all for their own good. A classic enabler, she sees no fault with her darlings, unless they don’t follow her dictates. Don’t be lured into her family nest – you’ll never get out alive

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Types and how they smile

(Based on actual observations)

ESFP: bright eyes, large smile showing all their teeth. It gives off rays of pure joy, like the kind where you’re singing loudly in the car with your friends

ISFP: another one full of pure joy. Crinkly eyes and a wide smile, but this kind of joy is the kind that comes with a lifetime of hardships and finally fulfillment

ESTP: an overconfident smirk with eyes that are searching you. Except you don’t notice the eyes that are figuring out every flaw and weak point, just the attitude

ISTP: a chiller smirk. This one doesn’t make you as uneasy as ESTP, despite it probably coming from the ISTP leaning against the wall at a basketball game with one leg cocked, watching the audience instead of the game

ESFJ: a bright, happy, caring smile. They’re probably nodding as well. Completely engaged with whatever they’re smiling at. Nothing matters except that thing, and you can tell.

ISFJ: the kind of tired smile a hard-working mother would give. They’ve probably kept themselves busy and you just told them a much needed joke. There’s probably a certain fondness behind their eyes

ESTJ: very formal. You kind of feel like you’re in a business meeting at first. Or maybe there’s a sort of threat behind the smile. After you get them to crack, however, it’s a giant smile while laughing really hard

ISTJ: a small and polite smile. Probably closed lipped. A bit nervous, almost, but mostly like the want to get out of there. Much like the ESTJ, once you get them to open up they’ll laugh really really hard and probably move their bodies back and forth while keeping eye contact through almost closed eyes. They forget to pay attention to what their face is doing and it scrunches up. Really cute

ENFP: (there’s literally so many different smiles that I can’t pick just one that I see most often or truly encompasses it so I’ll just focus on the things that are similar in each.) It’s almost always accompanied by laughter, be it happy or nervous. It’s welcoming and very expressive to however they’re feeling. I think expressive is probably the best word to describe it. Very fun and very happy. It rarely leaves their face

INFP: similar to the ENFP, it is probably accompanied by laughter, however, they are probably be telling you their deepest insecurities, masked with happiness

ENFJ: a caring, motherly, i-told-you-so smile that you probably roll your eyes at despite knowing that they had, in fact, told you so

INFJ: a small, caring, hopeful smile. Eyebrows are raised. They look steady and confident, and are projecting vibes that say nothing but “I believe in you” “it’ll be alright” and “you can do it!”

ENTP: stars are in their eyes. Someone literally placed sunbeams in their eyes. They are looking slightly up, not at anyone but their ideas. It’s kind of private, if anything. They just invented something or learned something new and are so so so happy that the future is great

INTP: a satisfied smirk while looking down. They figured something out. Or maybe they won an argument with someone about a fan theory. Who knows what’s going on in their heads. Either way you’re a little afraid of them.

ENTJ: “you are so wrong and irrelevant that it’s not even worth me telling you that” smile. Looks you directly in the eyes while doing it. It’s scary.

INTJ: “stop talking to me; you’re irrelevant and wasting my time and I have better things to do” smile. Probably aren’t even looking you in the eyes. Are angled just so you can see their expression but they’re still not looking at you. You probably did leave them alone after that, though.

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mbti types as stares

ENFP: A fun stare. Prepare to have the time of your life.

INFP: A dreamy stare. They love you, but they also love thinking about other things. Like how much fun it would be to live in a tree. It would be great.

ENFJ: A heroic stare. They’re going to make the right choice no matter how long it takes them. I love ENFJs. They’re your basic protagonists.

INFJ: A deep, knowledgeable stare. They know. They’ve always known. Your secrets are not safe around an INFJ. It’s like their 6th sense.

ENTP: A smug stare. They’ve probably just proved their point so well you’re probably speechless, so this moment is kind of an embarrassing one.

INTP: A distant stare. They’re probably not even looking at you. Sorry.

ENTJ: A intimidating stare, basically if they’re looking at you. Run.

INTJ: A calculating stare. You’ve probably just said something really stupid…and they’re probably gonna prove you wrong. It’s okay. This happens.

ESFP: A playful stare, but they’ll probably break eye contact because they’ve found something cooler and more interesting to look at, but it’s whatever.

ISFP: A warm stare. They’re some of the most emotional types. If they love you, you’ll know. They’re so nice, I can’t handle it.

ESTP: A crazed stare. They’re gonna fucking do the thing you specifically told them not to do, and it’s gonna be fucking awesome. Yeah.

ISTP: A bored stare. God. Of all the things they could be doing right now, they have to be looking at you. Don’t take it personally though. It’s not you.

ESFJ: A polite stare. They just wanna be friends. Quit glaring at them.

ISFJ: A loving stare. They’ll be there no matter what. Don’t worry.

ESTJ: A determined stare. Basically if you’re working for this person (and odds are, you probably are) you won’t be for long. I’m so sorry.

ISTJ: Probably an annoyed stare. Please don’t annoy ISTJs they’ve probably already had a long day full of other annoying people. It’s just a bad idea.

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How to get each MBTI type to LOVE you

ESTJ: Ask an enourmous amount of questions that could be answered very easily. You can also ask the same few questions several times in a row. Works best when they are busy.

ISTJ: Borrow things from them and handle them very carelessly. When they refuse to lend you anything anymore, be really mad at them.

ESTP: Basically treat them like huge babies. When they get mad, just say: “I know that it’s hard for you and that you’re pretending to be angry, just to compensate the emptiness in your heart”

ISTP: Be very mean to them for no reason. They might act like they don’t care but they do.

ESFJ: Exclude them from social activities. Befriend their friends but treat them like they don’t exist.

ISFJ: Ask for their help on a project. Let them do all the work and then never even say their name again when you present the project.

ESFP: Be really offenced because of everything they say. Great, now tell all of ESFP’s friends that ESFP offended you.

ISFP: Whenever they created something, just roll your eyes and say: “I already did that years ago. It’s nothing special” Or just give them really harsh critiques.

ENTJ: Be really offended because of everything they say. Then walk away and sulk for a few hours. That works especially well when the ENTJ needs your help for something.

INTJ: Walk inside their personal space and rearrange their things. Also, drag them to as many parties as possible and just “forget” them there.

ENTP: When they discuss with you, voice your opinion, let them give you their arguments and then say: “Well, since you didn’t have any valid arguments, I’m right” Then just walk away.

INTP: Always look over their shoulder and comment on what they’re doing. Tell them that their what they do doesn’t work and what they have to do to make it work. Works best when you have no idea about the topic.

ENFJ: Take everything that they do for you for granted. Also, be really mad at them when they decide, not to do everything they can to help you.

INFJ: When they do something wrong, call them out on it and proceed to tell them in a dramatic way how bad their mistake was, how many problems they caused and which bad effects it had on other people.

ENFP: Tell them that they behave like a monkey and crack and that nobody will like them if they’re annoying like that.

INFP: Tell them that they are not a mystery and easy to understand. Then tell them about all the things that are wrong in their life and how they can fix it.

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How To Know When The Types Are Done With You

Each type has a particular action or phrase that is a clear signal that they are done with you to the highest level possible.

I will edit this post and add descriptions and link to sources of each this evening when I have a computer and not just my phone.

INFJ: Door slam ENFJ: “I 100% give up on you, goodbye forever” INFP: “You think I’m a cinnamon roll? *evil laugh*” ENFP: Te bitch-slap INTP: Silent amputation and “Fuck You” ENTP: Incoherent rant and lamp throw ISTJ: “I wash my hands of you” and Morally outraged lecture and “1000% done” ESTJ: “Nope”, “ This isn’t going to work”, and silent cull ISFP: Walk away and “Whiping you off from my consciousness” ESFP: “Don’t ask me to go, I’m already gone” ISTP: “Whatever” and “I thought you were human once, but no longer” ESTP: *Face Punch* INTJ: “Just fuck off” ENTJ: “Of course the most worthless opinion comes from you” *straight face* ISFJ: “Watch me steal your friends” ESFJ: “You screwed me over, now I’m going to pretend you aren’t here but stalk your Facebook from other people’s phones” and “I don’t like you, but I feel responsible for you…”

Issues the types have

ESFJ: Worried about social standing

ESFP: Sensitive

ISFP: Easily stressed

ISFJ: Take things too personally

ESTP: Impatient

ESTJ: Difficulty expressing emotion

ISTP: Dislike commitment

ISTJ: Tendency to blame themselves

ENFJ: Shifting self esteem

ENFP: Overthink things

INFJ: Extremely Private

INFP: Too idealistic

ENTJ: Intolerant

ENTP: Insensitive

INTJ: Arrogant

INTP: Second guess themselves

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