Gea

I'm just doing whatever atp lmao. I'm an adult if that matters to anybody reading this

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[toroidalearthtruther]

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

[fictionalgea]

I’ve been here since I was like, 12

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

[girljeremystrong]

when you reblog a post about life being hopeless as an acknowledgement that your own life sucks and then your mutuals reblog the same post from you and tag it with the name of a hockey player it's like oh. so it's just me and this millionaire bastard in canada

[powerful-owl]

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[jingerpi]

hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc... all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh

[desktop-assistant]

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[acanuk]

oh look, the exact tool that would have saved me SO much time and energy trying to find images hidden in the source code 🙃

[duskroads]

an Ao3 barista! @justalilguyin2025

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[sofnaskinder]

Wigglytuff / "Gran Bluff" art that I'm honestly not that proud of anymore 💔 but with all the PMD art I've posted already I thought I might as well just share this one

...Now stay here for a bit if you wanna see me yap about PMD2 fun facts!!!

The Guildmaster doesn't have a name in most languages (he's either called Guildmaster Wigglytuff or just Wigglytuff in every version, even in Japanese)

However, here in Spain he receives the name/title of "Gran Bluff", which can be translated as "Great Bluff"

"Bluff" isn't a Spanish word (it has no meaning, maybe they just liked the sound of it, who knows), and we also refer to the Pokémon species Wigglytuff as "Wigglytuff"

The "Great Bluff" thing is just a funny nickname the Spanish translation gave to the Guildmaster for no reason as far as I know lol, perhaps they took that word from English, or maybe they decided to use the last syllable of "Wigglytuff" and turn it into "Bluff", but I don't know why they didn't just use "Tuff" instead, or why this only happens in the Spanish version, or WHY the Guildmaster has a nickname in the first place...?? The rest of the guild members do keep their original names! (Chatot, Sunflora, Loudred, Bidoof, etc)

Anyways, I've always thought he was known as "Great Bluff" in other countries, but a few years ago I found out I was wrong haha. It's a shame! Great Bluff sounds super cute and having a nickname makes him seem like a more unique character in my opinion <:')💖💕

Same thing happens with the guild's name. While in every other language it's known as "Wigglytuff's Guild", the Spanish version refers to it as "Pokégremio de exploradores" ("Explorers Pokéguild"), or just "Pokégremio" ("Pokéguild") for short

I find it very interesting that the Spanish translators were the only ones who felt like playing around with these specific names haha, I've grown up knowing the Guildmaster and his guild like that and I like the way they sound a lot!💕

Did you know about all this? 👀✨

[spcecowboyyy]

a cancelled show can be a dead wife

[the-punforgiven]

Fun trivia about me: When I first heard Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield I genuinely misheard the lyrics as "I wish that I was Jessie's Girl" instead of "I wish that I had Jessie's Girl" and I just genuinely thought that was how it went for over 10 years without questioning anything

[the-punforgiven]

As a kid I heard that song on the radio one time and fully just made up a narrative about a guy who had a devastating crush on his straight friend and desperately wished he could transition so he could be her girlfriend and just. Accepted it

Me at 12 or some shit heard that and was like "Yeah makes sense to me 👍" and went another 15-or-so years without questioning anything

[catie-does-things]

if you want your female characters to both have agency in the story and be complex human individuals then sometimes bad things have to be their fault

[arrghigiveup]

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[faunlord]

They need to invent:

Nutritional cigarettes

Strap that gets you pregnant

Music so loud it makes your ears fuzzy but it’s actually fine don’t worry about it

Star Wars if it was good

When I become president of the universe i will make sure every scientist and engineer dedicates themselves to these noble pursuits. Once that list is done I’m open to suggestions.

[kaijuno]

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…