fiend,s

shitpost side account so my art blog isn't littered uhhhhhhh go follow that @fiendstudios

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[pickledtaurus]

brb adding her to the complex female characters people can’t handle

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone

Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[noahsfault]

One of the biggest tragedies of half the TADC fandom rejecting Jax's transness is they're not appreciating the fact that goose trojan horsed her transfem character in the shell of a tumblr sexyman and then made it canon in cinemas

You are robbing yourself of how funny that is and I'm sad for you

[fiendstudios]

Every time I see people getting confused or debating over pansexuality by comparing it to bisexuality I always want to slide in with the argument that pansexuality has more in common with asexuality than bi but I don't know if that's a conversation ready to be had.

[tamamita]

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

[redfagdiver]

I hope tumblr forever keeps tumbling this man corpse around like those cars with the cans at a wedding

[livecharliekirkreaction]

[alice-is-a-mouse]

life feels like this

[capnsoapy]

[tumblr] circa 2025

[capnsoapy]

[tumblr] circa 2026

[capnsoapy]

I'm really sorry, and I do apologise. Thank you for holding me accountable, and being so patient and understanding with me. I had no idea of any of the background and discourse behind all of this, it was genuinely just intended to be a lighthearted bit of comedy. I promise here and bkw to never again knowingly make light of the many heinous and morally reprehensible sins committed and encouraged by Dungeons and Dragons (Fifth Edition) ever again.

[missstrogen]

It's okay we forgive you

[spacefroggoo]

[atmospheral]

silly redraw inspired by @zonaenthusiast's post

[card-designers-without-borders]

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[kosmogrl]

[holidaygirlelly]

Gosh, I sure love Homestuck!

[rainbowlimenade]

as someone who does think that viv has a lot to be rightfully critiqued about saying that the cursing in the homestuck pilot is her influence is so funny to me because like. have you read homestuck. most of the dialogue in the pilot was nearly word for word the stuff written in the comic. AND homestuck is literally full of cursing. and slurs!

[fiendstudios]

Vivziepop hatedom when a show says one (1) curse word: