This is a line and this line is mine

Bunch of random stuff that holds my attention for more than 2 seconds

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

[milo-melon]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*reaches out my hand in love & friendship* come be a Hater with me

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[stuckinapril]

[monzterzack]

thanks for the memories even if they werent so great like some say

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

op delete this now

[madfanboy]

If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well

[sepdet]

“You can do what you want with my music, just don’t make it boring” — Freddie Mercury

i… guess this counts

[oiphafslfhagsjas-deactivated202]

[bredforloyalty]

in the chillest possible way,

[anxietyproblem]

[keikomivra]

#life

THE BEAR | 4.05 Ayo Edebiri as Sydney Adamu

[djkerr]

The Bear 04x05 Replicants

[emailmore]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[melynnwaters]

"there's only 2 colors in the night sky and you managed to paint completely new and different colors"

that's how you sound right now

[feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[suddenlysprite]

Moving house tomorrow

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

[eggshellsareneat]

Not mine, mine is a

[flawedmangoes]

[midori1974hijau]

[cantalope-enthusiast-blog]

[bronkdoes-stuff]

Me when the story that obviously isn’t going to have a happy ending doesn’t have a happy ending

[pdlcomics]

conversation with snail

[broromini]

honestly one of my favorite jokes from this show

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[thedupshadove]

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."