[uservik]

— SHADOWHUNTERS (1.12) Malec happy 10 years to the malec first kiss! (FIRST AIRED MARCH 29, 2016)

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[asimplepotato]

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

[winchestergifs]

STACKEDNATURAL ⇉ 250/327

10.17 Inside Man Written by Andrew Dabb Directed by Rashaad Ernesto Green Original Air Date: April 1, 2015

[thememedaddy]

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[charl0ttan]

best multiple of nine

9

18

27

36

45

54

63

72

81

90

Voting ended onMay 28

[molags-balls]

big things happening in england

[apricops]

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

[uhhhhmanda]

The article is bonkers. It's from the Abergevanny Chronicle, which appears to be a real news publication and not entirely satire, but this Johnny Turnip fellow is a regular feature in the opinion column:

Abergavenny man claims he has outwitted the singularity

Abergavenny man claims the apocalypse will be staged in Wales!

Abergavenny man claims he was attacked by kung-fu fighting robots!

Abergavenny man claims he could be lost in another timeline

Abergavenny man claims Bob Dylan took his brain to another dimension

Abergavenny man claims he saved King Arthur’s corpse from violation!

and more!

[lemedstudent2021]

grief and love and the human condition i suppose

[ltwilliammowett]

Photographer: Viktor Peryakin

[dailycatsblog]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[type-blaze0]

Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[stardustrebels]

I’ve figured out what this reminds me of omg

[katbelleinthedark]

I wonder what the relationship between them in the song is. A man slowly being driven insane by a neighbour who plays the violin? And then he sets his house on fire?

Graham, jfc. xD

[but-hereweare]

MOLDOVA IS ON DUTY

[typhoidmeri]

United Kingdom coming in with the kids science tv presenter with a Minecraft fetish.

[msmaxximoff]

This is the most batshit insane thing we’ve submitted in years.

Lowkey love it.