please be nice to me

21;she/her; gross nerd

[outofcontextarthur]

[rosequart]

↳ pencil tests by james baxter

[flythesail]

Everyone in the car when you drive past a farm

[creekfiend]

Guys i love my livestock guardian dog shes so large and good

She just did a big scary alert bark for me and when I went to check what was up

She had found an extra large dung beetle

She wanted me to examine it... I did and I told her it was an Allowed Dung Beetle and she immediately stopped alerting, became very proud of herself when i praised her for letting me know, and went to finish up her bowl of kibble

Oh

She is perfect

[creekfiend]

It's important that u know that Blue's alert bark is this DEEP BARITONE STATEMENT "buh woo woo woo". Then a pause. Then "buh woo woo woo" again.

[creekfiend]

Someone asked for a pic so here's a photo of Blue doing Dirt Ballet

[alolanfloatzel]

No offense but I would die for Blue

[kylesquips]

DnD inspiration

Merchant shops but they all look like the wizard gift shops in florida

[kylesquips]

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

FANTASY COSTCO WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE (GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!)

[catchymemes]

[protect-and-love-animals]

The reason why I can't finish my assignment on time

[knitmeapony]

That last picture looks like a mug shot and I just want everyone to know that this cat is innocent and did nothing wrong.

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

me bathing my dog: ohhhhh does she like the water!!! is it waaarrrm!!! ooooo shes gonna be so cleeeaaaan shes a clean little goorrrl gonna smell so goooood!!!!!

my dog in the tub looking like a sad wet rat:

[fantasysamsclub]

[youngsamberg]

THEYRE SO FUNNY FHDODHSKDHDJFH

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

[relatablephotosofjustinmcelroy]

dadlands: entered

[champagnepuppies]

if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all

[theproblematicblogger]

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

[unstumpabledeplorable]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[feminists-against-feminism]

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

[ampersand-prime]

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

[feminists-against-feminism]

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

[theproblematicblogger]

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

The FBI agent watching me is about to be very concerned.. *opens Google and starts typing*

Fidel Castro’s Nipples

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[ewaneneollav]

[hydro-homies]

I’m not crying you are

[lassoway]