Beware the Tentacle LSAT

Adult™️MA History. ♏ Secretly wants to be a dragon. Real life example of High Intelligence/Low Wisdom. Here there be games, ocs, and crying.

[juliannos]

There really is no game like Elden Ring to have you saying the MOST wild sentences of your life

"sir, please stop giving birth to fingers"

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[depsidase]

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[poetrylesbian]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[thefragman]

moon's haunted

[capnsoapy]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

[play-now-my-lord]

big dick super mario

[capnsoapy]

big dick super mario

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[halibellecter]

omg my pass day is moon day that's so cool

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[juliannos]

I hate being a hater of something that has pissed off American conservatives because then I have to clarify that I'm not hating because there's a black woman. I'm hating because of my own weird neurosis about the source material, we are not the same.

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[vaspider]

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

[juliannos]

today's coworker interaction

suddenly, out of nowhere: "oh kristen you know a lot about Syria, right!?"

me: some, it depends on the period you're talking about -- like I probably know more about the babylonians or the persians..."

"oh isn't that were pompeii is?"

me: oh no that's in itat --

"no that's a volcano!"

me: close but that's the town not the --

--discussion devolves into bickering about something else quickly after--

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved