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There really is no game like Elden Ring to have you saying the MOST wild sentences of your life

"sir, please stop giving birth to fingers"

#ramblings

wholeheartedsuggestions

your life looking different than you imagined does not make you a failure

oranzhs

Fresh gossip (x)

#warframe

kingshai69

imagine a drunk eleanor reciting her poem in between smooches

Oh Kalymos Oh Kalymos You are my favourite gal-ymos I give you treats and stroke your head because you are my pal-ymos

#warframe

funstyle

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

#Warframe #ff14 #like there are real critiques I have of both but I do love them anyway

samsincerely

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

#goat cheese #with gouda being a strong second

depsidase

vintageandroid

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

#death of princess diana #i really only remember she was the princess of wales #and I thought it was Whales and I really wanted that title #when i found wales was a country I was less interested lol

drops-of-universe

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

papidehasbi

poetrylesbian

mysticalcoffeequeen

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

switchnx

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

moon's haunted

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

play-now-my-lord

big dick super mario

capnsoapy

big dick super mario

lady-halibuts-chambers

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)