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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

noknowshame

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aletheyass

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

aletheyass

waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

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He also makes SEX perfume

veronicabunnies

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memeuplift

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Friends <3

rosmaryne

BD-1 being a baybie

calkestis

“Another one? Cal, you have a very bad habit of picking up strays.” - Greez Dritus

STAR WARS JEDI: FALLEN ORDER (2019) STAR WARS JEDI: SURVIVOR (2023)

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Jedi Survivor minor spoilers:

The cutscene where Cal is GRINNING ear to ear while Merrin tells Bode she will need his blood to cloak the Mantis. And when Bode turns to Cal to confirm Is This Witch For Real? Cal's face drops and he just shrugs with a completely straight face.

Him being completely ready to follow her lead for the sake of a bit almost feels more intimate than the kiss 😭 his smile at her is burned into my brain, it's like he can't believe she's here and he gets to see her making jokes like this again. He looks like he's the luckiest guy in the world. No wonder Bode clocked Cal so quickly. I'm going to cry we were SO well fed.

necr0mancers

dude has no game

alenkosx

Was that for luck?

No. For me.

sketchupnfries

Jedi Survivor in a nutshell and a silly comic. Yehhhh

psychotic-gerard

moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

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liarsblade

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

liarsblade

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unquietgravekeeper

Just saw the most chronically online take of the year of someone ranting unironically that you should look up every single artist with a song you enjoy to make sure they are unproblematic. And if you don't do this them you are as bad as the controversy associated with the artist, for being 'willfully ignorant.' They literally talked about how they went through more than a thousand artists they listened to and whittled it down to 200 this way. This is obsessive and they need help

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me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors