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[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[zacefronsbf]

[finally-changing-this]

Did y'all even have a good Halloween if ya didn't have a photoshoot in the forest??

[finally-changing-this]

Y'all my internship is making me live with /girls/ in an all girl apartment. Wait til I tell the girls I'm bi and hope they avoid me, Bros before hoes 💕✨

[finally-changing-this]

Willing to trade dirty socks for a Nintendo Switch. Saw it done once so definitely willing to literally exchanged used clothing for a Nintendo Switch (maybe just so i can play Diablo 3...again)

[toastoat]

me falling completely head over heels for yet another over the top confident jokester-flirt-rogue character when i KNOW their confidence, humor, and blasé attitude is a blatant facade and coping mechanism for deep-seated trauma:

[thedailyporg]

This was seen on twitter and the comments that were associated with it was way too funny to not post.

[sersi]

My name is Carol.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

me, age 13: i love rose but i can’t imagine leaving school and my friends behind to travel in space, even if it was with the doctor!!!!

me, now, careening toward 19: yeah i get it

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the doctor: oi, traveling with me will be dangerous, missy. real life threatening stuff

me, taking 6 classes, in a show, riddled with insomnia and uncertainty about my future: do i have to pay rent

the doctor: what? no-

me, clambering in: take me to shakespeare now

[slytherclawincorporated]

Slytherin: I’m gonna need a human skull but you can’t ask why.

Ravenclaw: Only if you don’t ask why.

Ravenclaw: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Choose one.

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin: This one will do.

[crotalusruber]

i don’t know shit about comics but this is singlehandedly the most relatable thing any comic book character has ever said

[the-dark-fantastic]

Good job, little rover. Good job. ;_;

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[dingdongyouarewrong]

im short circuiting

[exigencelost]

I FORGOT about this post, I LOVE this post

[catgifcentral]

A good prank

[flavoracle]

What prank? I just see three Jedi who saved two dudes from dropping all their boxes.

[10-3-1988]

[mygingerfeet-blog]

Late night woes 💕🥀

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

My dad just forgot Gimli’s name and he asked me “who was the short elf with the axe?”……………….. Elf? ELF? You mean DWARF?!

Gimli would be so offended

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?

[crunchy--milk]

i straight up get rid of carbon. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

carbon the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

That’s the bitch