Birdie

Finch · all pronouns · 21 · Corner Gang Club Member · proud dyke · love and respect your local aro/ace

[finch-like-the-bird]

Hi guys!!

My name is Finch (you can also call me birdie) and I'm so happy you found my blog :3

A little bit about me:

- I got to culinary school and am majoring in baking and pastry (I love it!!! My dream is to make wedding cakes!!! I'm getting a whole bachelor's degree in making silly little desserts!!!)

- Fun fact I have been a competitive jump roper for the last 12 years!! If u ask me about it I will yap your ears off!!

- My ao3 is RussianAlpacaFromOldZealand. You may see me in your comment section.

- I am verrrrrry reblog heavy so follow at ur own risk I love sharing anyone and everyone's posts

- Current fandom is heated rivalry!! Much love to the show, the actors, and Jacob motherfucking Tierney

- Other fandoms I post about occasionally: Alice in Borderland, Hermitcraft/Life Series, Death Note, DSMP, Julie and the Phantoms, any one-off thing I find cool (deal with it)

- If you are a fic author pleaseeeee let me read ur work omg

- I love making new mutuals I love internet friends I love being involved in little communities please talk to me

- I've been here for 8 years and I still do NOT know how to do any of that aesthetic post formatting stuff and NO you will not teach me. Read my bullet pointed lists and weep

- I love you all so very much and I hope everyone has a great day forever and ever

- And as always, fuck Trump, fuck ICE, free Palestine, and stay educated

[finch-like-the-bird]

Sad and in my feelings and weirdly motivated to spill all my thoughts on tumblr anyways guys I miss the aib fandom so bad yes it was awful and exhausting and full of bullshit but also my friends <3 whom I love so dearly <3

and my characters and my fanfiction and my intense all consuming hyperfixation that literally wouldn't even let me think about anything else

however unfortunately with the way my brain operates I can't even let myself think about aib again bc the fixation burnt out all thoughts in my brain and now I'm sick of it so I fear I just watch wistfully from across the road through a pair of binoculars that are always slightly too heavy to hold comfortably

[finch-like-the-bird]

Sick and tired of all the fem Shane smut fics I'm sorry Shane Hollander would never wear lace!!! In literally what world could you see THE jock ever Mr Masculine Man Shane wear panties.

He probably very much enjoys being called pretty don't get me wrong but he is not!!!! Into being feminized idk maybe I'm the friend that's too woke or whatever but being a bottom has nothing to do with gender expression please and thank you

[themoonandmyman]

I personally believe that Shane loves fishing with David but Ilya can’t imagine anything worse than sitting in a boat and waiting for hours, so he stays home with Yuna and they watch Steel Magnolias with face masks on and an entire bottle of wine each

[drabbles-and-rambles]

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.

[shanehollandered]

and every time, they sit in their seats like

[observethewalrus]

“myshane” and “myilya” have done wonders for my enjoyment of other peoples’ characterizations. let’s be honest, there are some WILDLY different takes on these two, some closer to canon than others. but at least from the people on my dash there’s less emphasis on what the “correct” way to write about them is and i really do think the “my” qualifiers are doing a lot of the heavy lifting there

i mean yeah of course there are some takes that make me wonder if we even watched the same show, but i find myself not getting annoyed by it as much, and that’s definitely a healthier approach

[finch-like-the-bird]

My asexual ass reading heated rivalry fic like "damn these guys are so horny all the time in every fic their inner monologues are just always about being turned on by each other" before remembering it's. Heated Rivalry. The SOURCE MATERIAL is that they're ridiculously horny for each other. Revolutionary concept here guys

Now this is all to say that I haven't read the books so my only source of knowledge is the show which,, can't convey inner monologues,,, of course,,, so I like. Forgot that part of desire to have sex is. Thinking about being horny for the person u wanna fuck. I promise I have media analysis skills

[storge]

I find my room claustrophobic. It is small, but that’s not what I mean. It’s claustrophobic because I feel like I’ve been trapped here for so long, this floor forming the centre stage from where my life story is playing out.      -Ali Pantony

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[jimmysownworld]

cliff marleau and ilya rozanov are best friends not because they’re teammates or marleau was assigned to look after roz when he first got to the raiders, but because, even though it takes so much alcohol to get him drunk, when ilya gets drunk he can only be described as white girl wasted and marly is the EXACT same way. they are in the mens bathroom in front of the mirror like “is my shirt unbuttoned enough for people to look at my tits?” “yeah man your boobs look GREAT! can you tell me if these jeans look good on my ass i think i saw a girl eying me” “marly your ass looks phenomenal and you can trust me on this as i am a well known ass man” “aw man rozzy you’re making me blush”

[nepenthean-sleep]

something incredibly healing about seeing a bunch of women drinking beer from a sports trophy like the absolute jocks they are

[insecuregodcomplex]

Stacey “I’d say it’s a dream come true but growing up this didn’t even exist” I fucking weep

[bipolar4autistic]

one day shane finds himself being confronted with the horrible knowledge that theres not a sigle dick pic on this earth he recieved from ilya that ilya didnt send to cliff first to get a rating on and if he didnt get a 10/10 he would retake the pic and send it again. theres rozanov dick pic outtakes that cliff has seen that shane never will and it keeps him up at night

[lavenderprose]

[Cliff Marleau voice] Yeah I mean none of us were really surprised that Rozy is bisexual. He takes off his shirt the girl way. Kind of hot, to be honest. Wait this is off the record right.

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[nestokaodevojka]

to me this is about heiya akane

[mythmagicetc]

if your mutuals are watching a hockey game you will NOT be told:

who is winning

the score

what goalie interference is

you WILL be told:

everyone involved needs to die

sidney crosby is older and more beautiful