You end up just saying, you had to be there

| laura | nineteen | gay | scottish | big gemini bitch | uni student maybe? |

[tapufini]

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[skarchomp]

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

[hidingoutbackstage]

Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today

[psych2go]

REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER!

[owldude]

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

[catchymemes]

[bunjywunjy]

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[weaks]

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[revealmyselfinvincible]

[sapatao-cretina-deactivated2018]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[innerpres]

[hornyspice]

hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

[damostnotdalessa]

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[hurleyquinnzel]

What the fuck is going on in your life

[secretlyavenue-blog]

It’s kinda hot when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended

[luisonte]

[androgytomboyfashion]

@androgytomboyfashion