The Mystical Caribou

Crikey! What a bizarre little creature!

[fingerslikeantlers]

I've just been living my wildest dreams recently. No big deal ❤️ Come try my latest creations at @cococat_bakery ! Pictured: Assorted Brownie Bites and Honey-Peach Almond Petit Fours . . . . . . #cococat #614food #local #baker #fresh #desserts #treatyourself #sweets #cake #cupcakes #frosting #sprinkles #brownies #petitfours #columbus #columbusohio #614foodie #columbuseats #614eats #celebratelocal #smallbusiness #baking #blackgirlsrock #glittergang (at North Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByfrSDGBrF6/?igshid=1ljvwdbb4v4ol

[fingerslikeantlers]

For the owners of @cococat_bakery on your anniversary! Thank you so much for letting me be the most authentic version of myself in your cozy corner of the North Market! I can't wait to see what we do! 💞 . . . . . #614food #local #cococat #fresh #homemade #desserts #treatyourself #sweets #cake #cupcakes #frosting #sprinkles #buttercream #columbus #northmarket #614foodie #columbuseats #614eats #celebratelocal #smallbusiness #baking #blackgirlsrock #glittergang #tyedye (at North Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxoGxguhmEq/?igshid=1rxvz61bylhyq

[fingerslikeantlers]

Learning how to play Frisbee! I got it!! . . . . . #mochiberry #pomchi #pomeranian #chihuahua #pomchisofinstagram #pomsofinstagram #chihuahualife #dog #dogblog #tinydogsquad #cutie #dogsofinstagram #diskdog #sun #park #pupsatplay https://www.instagram.com/p/BvzHcnMh2_v/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8cyjaftkzq8q

[fingerslikeantlers]

It's a fine day to #treatyourself 😌 I love these little bites of happiness with my whole heart and soul . . . . #mjomii #macarons #frenchmacarons #fresh #matcha #lemon #raspberry #lavender #rainbow #sweets #desserts #buttercream #cookie #aesthetic #mjomiifan (at Polaris Shopping Mall) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvUV72qhSX9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=61rskknjn8th

[fingerslikeantlers]

BANANA'S FOSTER CUPCAKES For my best friends birthday 💖 They were a huge hit! Half a dozen available for $15 . . . #614food #local #homebaker #fresh #homemade #desserts #treatyourself #sweets #cake #cupcakes #frosting #sprinkles #ordernow #bakesale #columbus #columbusohio #614foodie #columbuseats #614eats #celebratelocal #smallbusiness #baking #blackgirlsrock #glittergang (at Columbus, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvHWcCZhW92/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kbkvj6affbt3

[chrissongzzz]

[thegroupiewitch-deactivated2019]

THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

my mom was 17 and my dad was 27 when they got together and they’re still together now after almost 40 years and they love their life and raised me and my sister in the best way ever!

and my whole life my parents told me that my mom was very mature and my dad even says that he never felt as sure of a relationship, he knew he could trust my mom and he asked her for advice and he treated her with the utmost respect. mom always says they were deeply in love and she had never wanted ANYONE before my dad but he just stole her heart since they were so in harmony together.

IT DEPENDS, NOT ALL TEENS CAN SUSTAIN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A MUCH OLDER MAN BUT SOME CAN!

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

no

no

no 

nonononono oh my fucking god

no

For starters, I’m happy your mom and dad and you and your sister are happy, that’s fantastic, I’m glad it worked out.

but this is seriously fucked up

GROWN-ASS MEN. SHOULD NOT. BE ATTRACTED. TO TEENAGERS. NO. NO. NO.

I’m a 17 year old dude and I physically can not be attracted to someone more than a year younger than me, because they are immature, they just are, no matter how ‘mature’ they are, they. are. fucking. CHILDREN. I AM A CHILD. I have changed so, so much since just last year, and I know I will change even more this year. Teenagers ARE CHILDREN. They are STILL going through puberty, they are still growing, their minds are NOT adult yet. Even if they are 18, they’re still trying to find their way in the world and their brains STILL AREN’T MATURED. You ask ANY 30+ year old about their 18 year old selves and 99% of them will say how naive they were or how they wouldn’t make the same choices they made then, now.

The fact that your mom ACTED mature as a kid and had her head screwed on straight is great, but that makes it even worse to think that she could handle that kind of relationship. That’s like saying the 12 year olds that are super precocious and intelligent are ready for a relationship, just because they’re ~so mature.~

What if she was 16. What if she was 15. What if she was 14. What if, what if. She’s still mature for her age, right? What makes those ages any less okay?

NO 27 YEAR OLD GUY SHOULD BE ATTRACTED TO A FUCKING MINOR. NO 27 YEAR OLD GUY SHOULD WANT TO DATE A MINOR. NO 27 YEAR OLD GUY SHOULD ACT ON THOSE URGES. BECAUSE YOUNG GIRLS ARE RAISED TO BE INSECURE AND HAVING A MATURE MAN TELL THEM THAT THEY’RE DESIRABLE IS A HUGE CONFIDENCE BOOST AND IS MANIPULATION WHETHER THEY KNOW IT OR NOT.

It is an adult’s RESPONSIBILITY to say no. If a minor likes them, or if they happen to develop feelings, even if they shouldn’t. Just don’t act on them. It is very, very easily to not act on feelings. It is your job to not be a creep and take advantage of a naive child.

IT IS NEVER OKAY FOR ANYONE TO DATE/COURT/INTERACT WITH A MINOR IN ANY SEXUAL OR ROMANTIC WAY. EVEN IF THEY HAVE ~NO BAD INTENTIONS.~ IT’S MANIPULATIVE AND A BIG SHIFT OF POWER EVEN IF IT’S ~EVEN~ AND IT’S SO SO SO CREEPY.

PLEASE DON’T PUT THIS OUT THERE FOR YOUNG GIRLS, OR BOYS, OR NON-BINARY KIDS TO SEE.

Because it is. not. okay. Even if it does work out eventually, it shouldn’t have happened in the first place.

[neptune-at-perihelion]

After my parents broke up, my dad, 33 yo, went into a relationship with a 18 yo. They’re still together to this day, had two beautiful children, and I’m sure if my half siblings saw this post they would have commented the same as the first commenter. Because they’re the relationship’s children, and because they’re hidden things a lot. Because I eavedrop a lot, I can tell you that this loving, perfect, romantic relationship is fucked up to the core. Because I needed to reach 33 yo myself to be fully aware how fucked up it was.

My dad didn’t want to get into a relationship with an adult, and made an exception for my step mother because she was “so mature”. He wanted a teen. Specifically a teen. He only dated teens. So he could raise them into the wife he wanted. It was totally calculated.

This is why they’re still together this day. She dress like he wants, lost weight like he wanted, She became as racist and conservative as him. She does all the houses chores, sometimes even late at night, while he watches tv, like he wanted, and then tells everyone around him she’s a clean freak and makes fun of her. He forced her to get an abortion, for a child she wanted. She still talks about it. She never forgot, never forgave him. And still, she stayed. Because she has no prior experience, and has no idea how bad their relationship is.

When an adult say that a teen is “mature” enough for a realtionship with him, he means she’s submissive. He means she listens to him and is easily convinced by his opinion. He means she’s calm and easy to deal with. 

When an adult is attracted to a teen, they’re attracted to their own dominant position in the relationship. A teen doesn’t know what they want in life. So they’re no conflict : the adult convince her that she wants what he wants. An adult is not attracted to a teen despite her age. He’s attracted to her because of it. A mature teen is not an adult. It’ something else, and no adult should date them.

[mariahcareysource]

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

YALL 

ARE

GOING

TO 

HELL

STRAIGHT INTO THE FLAMES

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

@chrissyoriginal I’m dying 😂

[amey-winehouse]

I hate the Internet 😂😂

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

Bye

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

This kills me every time and my boyfriend hates it lol I watch it everyday

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

[waywardcryptid]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[animatedtext]

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario Odyssey, whenever Mario does a single jump, he always raises the arm that is further away from the camera (top). This is likely due to Nintendo-internal guidelines that state that Mario is not to be depicted with his arm covering his face while jumping. Compare a selection of official artwork where Mario raises the arm that is further away from the viewer (bottom). Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, special thanks to twitter.com user “HEYimHeroic”

[mirage-saloon-zone]

wait what about this one

[blackyossy]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Me

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

[princessesfanarts]

Princess and the Frog - Almost There by Hollulu

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[elsegame]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What is Color Theory?

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

[youngdiasporan]

I think y’all are missing the point here.

[forlovefromfear]

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

[jhenne-bean]

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

[eternal-dannation]

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

[dracota]

Light blue and mint green would have been better. Even if it’s simaler to the colors used for surgical scrubs.

[deathdaydungeon]

The most infuriating thing about the Tumblr purge is when you write something that’s nsfw, you can’t tag it as nsfw because then Tumblr auto-hides the post.

So…what do you do?  Don’t post it?  Don’t tag it?  Tag it as “no t sa fe 4 worrrrk” or something equally obtuse?

It makes it impossible to post responsibly.  :/  

[just-things-i-like-mostly]

[deathdaydungeon]

[opalixli-deactivated20200716]

just saw this on twitter and i had to share bc i’m  SCREAMINGANFJJS

[fingerslikeantlers]

WWWWOOOOOOOWWW