Captain Sassy Pants

Author & Filmmaker. First film in the The Atticus McLaren Mysteries (about an autistic amateur detective) is now out on Amazon and Vimeo! I write mystery, fantasy, comedy, and more! I live for Good Omens and also love the UK, especially Scotland, Wales, and North Yorkshire, as well as Newfoundland. Also love gothic surrealism, deep conversations, and silly friends. Non-binary, autistic, old enough to know better and yet... (Icon by andrethotterer)

[basedheisenberg]

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

Oh its fucking lit

[lady-feral]

WITNESS ME

[unclebeanbag]

WITNESSED

[humans-are-space-orcs]

Alien: “why?”

Human: *shrugs*

[myseryncheese]

I am going to reblog this every time it comes up on my dash. This is so awesome.

[unwieldyserotonin]

[stephendann]

The family connection

[thejanewestin]

Crowley watches videos in portrait orientation

[bluespock-blog]

“I wish Star Trek could be more realistic in its vision of a utopian society!”

“I wish there could be a Star Trek show that focused on interspecies alien interactions rather than alien vs. human interactions!”

“I wish Star Trek would do a better job of displaying all the nuances and moral grays that go into maintaining diplomatic relations.”

“I wish Star Trek had a captain that wasn’t just another white dude.”

“I wish Star Trek had at least one canon LGBT character.”

“I wish Star Trek had a well-written female character with flaws and an engaging backstory and good character development for once.”

“I wish science fiction in general would stop assuming everyone will be an atheist in the future.”

“I wish Star Trek could be bolder about calling out real life social issues without their guise of poorly-handled metaphors to protect them.”

“I wish Star Trek would stop assuming that things like intergalactic wars could be resolved or forgotten in just a couple episodes.”

“I want Worf to get more screentime.”

“I want—”

Deep Space Nine. 

You want Deep Space Nine.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

russell t. davies went off with doctor who… he was like “okay this is rose and rose’s boyfriend mickey and rose’s other boyfriend the doctor and the doctor’s boyfriend jack.” and we didn’t appreciate him enough

[sandersstudies]

You CANNOT serve from an empty vessel but go off I guess

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

OP what does this mean?

[sandersstudies]

When your friends are hungry, you cannot serve them from an empty breadbasket, no matter how good your intentions. When they're thirsty, you cannot serve them from an empty pitcher, no matter the effort you put in.

We have to stock ourselves with good things before we are able to give them away, and if we are too exhausted to make bread, we must rest before we can make it to serve our friends. If we are too hungry to serve, we must eat some bread ourselves first.

It's a metaphor for emotional exhaustion. When we wear ourselves down it makes it difficult or impossible to help the people around us, and all the effort and good intentions in the world can't make up for the fact that our vessels are empty. It's hard to not want to serve when our friends are in trouble, but trying to serve from an empty vessel often leaves both of you floundering.

On the contrary, when we care for ourselves and are kind to our body and mind, we are full vessels, and serving the people around us becomes easier. That's why it's important to take time for ourselves once in a while, to refill ourselves with good things.

[cluegrrl]

In the event of a sudden pressure change, put on your own oxygen mask before helping a companion with theirs if needed.

[ailithnight]

I have never seen this concept so perfectly and eloquently articulated.

You cannot serve from an empty vessel.

[makosh]

The faces of Michael Sheen through the years, beards, and makeup. 

Made by me.

Of course, not all roles are displayed, only the brightest ones in the year (debatable), therefore several in some years.

[aanakin]

Michael Sheen in The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box (2014)

[tabbystardust]

Aziraphale looking at Crowley’s lips and wanting to be kissed probably

[autisticmisabel]

Trying to sleep like...

Too warm Too cold Pillow not soft enough Pillow too soft Too much noise outside Too little noise outside Want to stim, but it’ll keep me awake Tries to think about special interest to distract myself and fall asleep, but It’s too exciting

*finally falls asleep, curled up, tangled in a duvet with half my body sticking out and with a pillow covering half of my face*

[yourtinseltinkerbell]

New Earth // Last of the Time Lords

[herzdieb]

i can’t believe i get to have this.  

⁠—  beautiful ficlet written by kirstin 

[gahdamnpunk]

Yt people stay on their bs..Boycott this colonizer y’all!!

[thecosmicjackalope]

This is pretty bad in so many ways and you absolutely need to spread word about this but also? Why the chopsticks? It’s a Hawaiian food.

[asexualbookbird]

my superpower is going into a bookstore and immediately forgetting the name of every book ive ever wanted to read

[yvmeji]

We are an Angel and a Demon.

[ironmist]

Dear postman, as of today please forward all my mail to :

The Woods,

Small Clearing by the Lake,

Mossy Tree Stump (the one covered in mushrooms)

[nesy-art]

🤫them sleep 

[slashgod]

Crowley accidentally getting into an argument with an astrophysicist, proving all current scientific theories flawed, and providing a brand new theory with solid foundations.

It gets dubbed the devils theory, or in some places, the serpents science.

[slashgod]

Carin this is the perfect addition!

[slashgod]

Crowley getting invited to give guest lectures at conferences. He figures he’ll be rude and obnoxious, comes in wearing heelies and a crop top that says ‘bottom space bitch’, and the guests loose their fucking minds.

They love him!

[quietwhim]

I can just imagine Crowley’s reaction to all of this!!! He would be like

“Come on!!! I look horrible and disrespectful!!! Kick me out!!!”

[slashgod]

And they’re like “no! You’re exactly what we need! Someone with fresh ideas and uncaring of the stuffy rules academics have in place”