[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[monstrous-ideas]

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[queer-as-city-folk]

Little girls are singing and doing the HOT TO GO dance in the pool, are they,

[queer-as-city-folk]

I support the 10 year olds Lezzing out

[queer-as-city-folk]

None of you support me when I'm a little bit homophobic on main

[chunkysoup22]

[traumatizedbyeggsandwich]

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

[overateddumbass]

Yeahhhh, you're right

[innerchildabortionclinic]

genuinely almost choked laughing

[the-unflappablewolf]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

[sawed-on-shotgun]

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

[sawed-on-shotgun]

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[teaboot]

Europe must choose between having a delicious cup of chocolate pudding and shitting its pants on a crowded public train

[clouds-of-wings]

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

[zoi-no-miko]

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

[sighinastorm]

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

[ninjamouse13]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

[wonderingwhereileftreality]

Babe it's decomposing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

REANIMATE REUSE RECYCLE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

at a cafe overheard someone say (loudly) "EVERYONE CHEATS" and perked up my ears bc hey free relationship drama.

turned out she was talking about filing taxes. i hold you in significant esteem ma'am

[welshrarebit]

I feel like this is a good time to verify that claim by mentioning that my great grandmother sewed items into the lining of her car when she and my great grandfather moved from Ireland to England because she didn't want to declare and thus pay tax on them. Her husband was very high up in HMRC and was basically the tax man (he was very unimpressed with her for this).

So yes even the tax man's wife cheats on taxes ^^

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

absolute GGILF material

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[coquettethatcher-official]

just pissed in the stall next to strange

[strange-aeons]

It's been an honour, coquette margaret thatcher

[moniquill]

[dannyvantass]

This Alaskan parka is windproof, waterproof — and made from bear intestines | CBC News

It's waterproof. It's windproof. It's lightweight and durable. And it's made from the intestines of two bears, painstakingly cleaned and sew

I really wanted to know more about this, especially how the water proof stitching works. Here's more information on this project, and hopefully more in the future!

[tehnakki]

This is amazing! I need to make a note to play around with that water proof stitch technology soon.

[sail-not-drift]

June Pardue has a video on YouTube demonstrating the waterproof stitch!

[queer-as-city-folk]

What on earth is this doing at the goodwill???

[firebird820]

That is a insane find

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.