Silliness

Home of better colors and stuff that's too dumb for my twitter but mostly just reblogs

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

what armour r u wearing

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

wait

[gay-slime]

I think I’d like to be held by an enderman

[pretentiouslimericks]

Op is a freshly-placed block of planks

[firebug160]

@gay-slime

[earlgraytay]

So I was talking to some friends and we came to a Horrifying Truth:

- There is a nonzero chance that Yorha Unit 2P could show up in a Kingdom Hearts game. 

- If this happens, to fully understand the DrakenNieR timeline, you will need to understand the Kingdom Hearts timeline. 

[avakkins-restored]

おやつ

[zenja-soba]

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

[mexicanalesbiana]

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

[postingmachine9000]

The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much

[jordasn]

OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

It’s amazing

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It happens alot.

[downpoursofmoonlitraindrops]

And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Also a topic where the reverse happens.

[mrelisha26]

lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.

I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.

And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.

[kazoomusic]

I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.

[kazoomusic]

Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:

[cheshireinthemiddle]

More

[misanthropistok]

that last one got me holy shit.

[geibuchan-deactivated20250804]

                       i wish i had

                never met you

      TOUCH             MY              BUTT

then there would be mo need to imprese you

  o need to want you.No naed for. loring you

    No need tar crying over you.Noneed for

  heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No

    neard for forgoure promises .nead for

[joy-in-opera]

For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, there’s likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.

[wolvesinstarryskies]

YOUNG MAN

THERE ARE LEAVES ALL AROUND I SAID 

YOUNG MAN

EAT A LEAF OFF THE GROUND

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

[processintegrated]

[luidilovins]

I will reblog this until you’re all sick of me

[fairyqueenmercedes]

I will never grow sick of this

[afterlifecrisis-deactivated2019]

Just hope they go out and vote

[urfavblackgirl-deactivated20170]

i am a proud lurker. i will lurk until my feelings get hurt, and once that happens i stop

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[chuchisriyo-deactivated20181102]

This was actually a cultural tradition of the Rajputs, if a man gave a woman his dagger, it was a symbol of marriage.

edit: proxy marriage when the groom is not present! It’s not a symbol for proposal.

[azlinne]

@many-minds-of-vienna

[lucifer-in-my-head]

If one of y’all lovely ladies ever wants to marry me, this is the only proposal I’ll accept

[milf-n-dilf-dippin-dots]

listen up my futures, here is my standard

step up to standards or become friend zoned forever

[lucifer-in-my-head]

Holy damn that is one dope ass knife.

[the-punning-ubus]

so much more practical then rings! even if not that sharp

[i-feel-fantastic-deactivated202]

And if he cheats you stab him with it

[firebug160]

While you were busy buying rings, I studied the blade...

[axiddrops]

[firebug160]

Why is this more hype than any movie/video game trailer ever? This should on the vine 2 App Store page

[hyrude]

retail be like

[durbikins]

alexis this is so sad play him off keyboard cat

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

if i could stop being “Politically Correct” for a second and

kiss your f*cking cheek

[oprahwingdings]

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

[firebug160]

First of all, do you make the boys go loco?

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN