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[julykings]

from Tiny Beautiful Things, adapted for the stage by Nia Vardalos. 

[only-tiktoks]

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[kosmogrl]

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[toskarin]

[cipheramnesia]

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?

[wildhaunt]

it's really up in the air right now

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[lovelessblade]

The more time that passes the funnier this gets because a lot of people won’t understand it.

[hockeypayt]

[vamptits]

the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

[valtsv]

guy who is fun-ruiningly pedantic about the differences between a labyrinth and a maze

[valtsv]

in my defence, it IS actually a pretty fun difference

labyrinth: never give up! you can do it! just keep pushing!

maze: you are FUCKED. good luck navigating my tangled paths shithead.

[valtsv]

watch out for this guy in the labyrinth though

[orange-catsidy]

[orange-catsidy]

it should be a crime to misunderstand both bdsm and pro wrestling so badly during pride month

[suigintou]

lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion

[divorcedzukka]

brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[lowpolycas]

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

[anxeious]

[valtsv]

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

[valtsv]

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

[up-beattt]

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