[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[aiplejuice]

Oh hell nah I can’t even risking it I’ll reblog this rn

[blacksubzero90]

[imoverallofit]

I dont even joke with it

[dfordisastor]

2020 is not the year to post this…

[astrorising-deactivated20250101]

not risking ANYTHING in 2021

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[sphynxofvenus]

this game is cinema

[okjame]

[heykyle-deactivated20201207]

I never met a carrot I didn’t like. Except for this one!

[neonvillager]

I’ve been looking for this video for ages… she keeps having them pulled down. LOVE

[bbbb123456789-blog1]

Wtf is this I’m screaming???

[succubear]

WELCOME TO MY HOME.

[realshinjiikari]

Remember when you eat you’re just a vacuum with nipples

[trismeowgistus]

I can't stop thinking about the Thick Thighs Pussy Salad like I went to bed laughing about it and woke up laughing about it.

[kennycrows]

LIGHTNING FARRON DISSIDIA DUELLUM FINAL FANTASY (2026)

[fireguardiancoty]

My queen!

[nickpeppermint]

I couldn't restrain myself...

[suppermariobroth]

Officially licensed 2026 Luma bath bombs from a Nintendo/Lush collaboration for the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

Notably, while the eyes of the Luma are fully modeled to be bulging out of the main mass of the product (identical to the in-game and movie model), the black coloration is only applied to the middle of the eye area due to limitations of the manufacturing process. This results in the Luma appearing to have swollen or puffy eyes.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source: ChickenDog64

[hotvampireadjacent]

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[fireguardiancoty]

I block anyone who talks like that.

[songsomi]

[shominamimoto]

[bison2winquote]

- Sho Minamimoto [who is reciting π, duh] vs Neku Sakuraba in a cutscene, The World Ends with You (Square Enix/ Jupiter)

via hectopascal

[bison2winquote]

Happy Pi day!

[wiionme]

Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[superwholock]

too much to document, but god damn we can try

[whereserpentswalk]

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

[bestfurryhusband]

No one has brought up the Hamilton cannibalism roleplay blog that was pretending to be an hiv positive victim of sex trafficking or the rabisexual incident.

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

Does nobody remember Butch Pal for the Straight Gal.

[fireguardiancoty]

Has anyone mentioned the Moreos guy?

[ms-gay-sex]

the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

reblog if you're

gay

wearing clothes

not wearing clothes

the leader of a group of professional leather wearing Kahoot players

or a penguin

no one will ever know which