tanuki tumbler

hrmm... shacka shaka

[maja-paja]

[vfeioa]

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

[fapper]

HELP ??????

[were--ralph]

Me designing my next oc

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[astronomical-bagel]

Happy late anniversary to the post that changed tumblr’s (and the entire internet’s) vernacular forever

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[totaldowner]

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[confusedsplagebbi]

41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W

[freesiadotcom]

THE TITANIC?????

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[byjove]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]