Himbos Anon

Helen. she/her, 30s. TTRPGs, Hockey, being gay.

[firstactloadedgun]

What does the entire nation of Canada have against gladiator sandals i just want a lightweight sandal that floats around my foot why is NO one selling them

[oedipalrivalry]

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[redlipstickresurrected]

Maya Jimsheleishvili aka მაია ჯიმშელეიშვილი (Georgian, b. 1979, Tbilisi, Georgia) - Color of Love, 2017, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

[midnightportals]

[firstactloadedgun]

Something about this season of Dimension 20 is REALLY bringing the Hot Boy Summer dynamic out of Murph and Zak and I'm dying

The Mavrus and Mac energy is SO HIGH

[baseballcardvandals]

What are the odds you'll let me watch the game without ruining my family's financial future?

Own this BCV original.

[neonfretra]

[Image description: Baseball card heavily modified to read "Please fucking stop trying to get me to bet on sports. End description.]

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 2: Blood, Business, and Beth's Husband

BETH!!

D20 Masterpost || Ep 1 || Ep 3

EDIT: Close up cause Ethel turned out so cute.

[firstactloadedgun]

You know when pigeons are bobbing away from oncoming humans as fast as they can but refuse to actually, like, fly away unless they absolutely positively have to? I really feel that on a spiritual level.

[unhinged-soapbox]

Me watching the first episode of City Council of Darkness

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[brozil]

gaining a new mutual

[ladymetroland]

seen while catching the streetcar home

[baranedizille]

right there

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.