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[keyboardcatgirl-deactivated2025]

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[neilcicierega]

If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just learned about the existance of “pretend to work” spaces in China where you can pay to pretend to work at a realistic looking fake office so that you can take selfies to pretend that you have a job and get your family to stop asking why you’re unemployed. Which is like such a capitalism thing that I have no joke to make about it.

[hacash]

someone at the marketing department had a little too much fun with this

[villainessbian]

a challenger

[foone]

I started working on software to detect keysmashes and I keep getting distracted from writing the code because I keep flirting with the transfems who give me more keysmashes to put in the detection code

[foone]

oh god, I'm going to need to make a standardized message to ask keysmashers about their keyboard type & layout...

(because I want to be able to make the distinction between physical keyboards vs virtual keyboards vs IMEs, etc)

[codasylph]

This made me think of an XKCD

XKCD

[foone]

at least one of the people I have collected keysmashes from is a spider, so once again Randall Munroe is a visionary

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[thedeliaishere]

fairy types emit a force feminizing mind control aura

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[tgirlmechanicock]

Conditioning Mommy's improv kitten using the change game

"Alright sweetie, we're headed to the store today"

"ughhhh I really don't want to-"

"Change."

"that sounds.. fine"

"Change."

"I'm really excited to go to the store today?"

"Good girl!! It's a good chance to try out your new collar too!"

"but that's way too embarrassing,,,"

"Change."

"I.. i was hoping to save it for a special occasion!"

"Change."

"i-it's going to be so much fun showing off my collar today..!!"

"That's right~"

[cheriipan]

bnuy

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

[lawbreaker13]

I’m gonna cry

[worstgirleva]

Male socialization is such an evil rhetoric. Yeah I guess not transitioning at the age of 5 is my fault and I'm evil for it. Yeah I guess not having the childhood I wish I did means I'm a danger and I should perpetually apologize for it

[puppygirllaika]

i need a big group of girls to play a fun game called "how many hands can you pet me with at the same time" where they all gather around me and pet me so so much as much as possible please and thank you <3

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….