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it/she/they

[auckie]

[irondive]

[glittervermin]

[mlarayoukai]

no girlfrind...

[bgm05]

[drawcupidsbow]

often twitter users are pissing me off here is my vent art

[spitblaze]

finally some realism in video games

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[inzergue]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SCARY INMATE: welcome to the warriors prison what are you in for?

ME: flowing water, still rock. a sunlit meadow and a gentle breeze

GRUFF INMATE: she's one o' them poets! get 'er, lads!

[I swiftly dispatch them with a flurry of blows]

ME: even a delicate rose has thorns..

[contemptible-scoundrel]

EFFETE INMATE: welcome to the poets prison what are you in for?

ME: what's it to ya?

WAIFISH INMATE: she's but a crude warrior! baffle her with poetry!

[I swiftly trounce them with graceful eloquence and beautiful prose]

ME: even a thorny bush has roses...

[poopballs]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[toskarin]

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

[toskarin]

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

[porcelain-siscon]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[toskarin]

not that there's anything wrong with that

[stoner--poetry]

What if we gave

the smartest monkeys

infinite weapons?

[femalegrandma]

[macaronimartian]

Life

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Gay Fish Indulgence