ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art
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ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art
Do you ever think about how Nedâs Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like theyâre exactly the same show just for a different demographic?
ok but why is the cast of nedâs declassified in a ventilation shaft?
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lesbian privilege, as told by kate mckinnon.
Iâve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska
the girl has big dick energy
she stole all of his dick energy and killed him
Iâm the girl making sure everyone knows he lost
Homegirl did a whole dance right after.đđđ
IâM SCREAMING
This
gotta be the equivalent to this
Same energy
push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you donât want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dogâs behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you donât follow through. push yourself to follow through.
think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasnât a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
Have a good day !
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TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON
*dry food crunches*
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Just like I said. Illegal adoption.
https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067
Here are the thieves btw:
im actually physically ill
They changed his name. They fucking changed his name.Â
State sponsored child trafficking. How neat.
They stolen children from their mothers in order to give those children to white families.
Disgusting.
Iâm glad I watched this
Brent⊠Relaaaax
ConnorâŠChillllll
Axel⊠Ease uuupp
Mathew⊠Its cool man
EthanâŠitâs all good.
MoonstarâŠ.take it easy
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Haydn-Bedford⊠ease back man
PercevalâŠ. Decompress
Fuck lmao
Okay Billy, thatâs what weâre not gonna do
Jaguar⊠we good man. We good.
Wrench, calm down bruh
BartholemewâŠ..it ainât that deep
Decompress is my favorite one
Evan Taylor the 3rd you good bruh?
These namesđđđ whereâs the lie?
JimmothyâŠ. Tranquilo
HunterâŠâŠcooooool it
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
thatâs the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where weâre going guys
Carly Simon writing Youâre So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line âyou probably think this song is about youâ so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move
Any nigga that doesnât deserve you is fully aware of the fact that he doesnât. However, if you are willing to put up with him, he will not stop you.
read this. internalize it. write it on your mirror.