Something Smells Fishy...

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[fioblah]

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

[shobasuckso]

NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[fioblah]

my favorite little fruit <3

[shobasuckso]

ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???

[fioblah]

U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????

[shobasuckso]

THEN EXPLAIN THE GREEN STUFF ON THIS!!!!?

[fioblah]

BASIL

[fioblah]

STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII

[shobasuckso]

WHATS PARSELY

[tinkertytonkanddownwiththenazis]

THIS IS PARSLEY

THIS IS BASIL

AND THIS IS MINT

WHICH ONE ARE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR RAVIOLI?!?!?!

[shobasuckso]

ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????

[digital-magus]

Just pull shit off a tree and throw it in the pot it's all leef!

[adjoint-law]

Future archaeologists will assume that civilization's downfall was inevitable

[husband]

i hope that i’m more than just a stupid fruit to you…

[husband]

[lohboh]

Someone needs to make a masterpost of fucked up Neopets facts because literally every time I reminisce about that game I remember something ridiculous such as

• The prize wheel that would take literal hours to spin and would occassionaly reward you with a screamer

• Neopets having petpets and the petpets having petpetpets which were just parasites

• The laboratory ray that was extremely fucking expensive to use having a chance of turning petpets into piles of ash

• A random chance for the game to just steal neopoints from you every time you navigate pages and there being a leaderboard for the unluckiest people that month

[cungadero]

there’s a game you can only play at 12:00 am to 1:00 am every day

players lined up en masse for waking up turmaculus and PRAYING that he would be nice enough to eat their goddamn petpet and give them a special site avatar for it

there was an item that you could buy for millions of neopoints in a “hidden” (used loosely) shop that you could use in the site’s battle feature to turn your opponent’s neopet into another color and species of neopet PERMANENTLY, undoing all their work on getting that rare paintbrush instantly

[sawkinator]

- many of the older food items feature body parts of various Neopets species and your pet will gladly eat them even if they’re the same species

- one of the Neopet species (Draiks) can only be created by hatching ‘Draik Eggs’. These can also be fed to your pet as ‘gourmet’ foods and used to cost upwards of 20 million Neopoints

- the laboratory ray the OP mentioned also has a chance of straight-up deleting your petpet

- people will pay hundreds of dollars on off-site black markets to get rare in-game items or varieties of pets

- some of the initial investors in Neopets had connections to Scientology and wanted Scientology stuff to be incorporated into the game (which the founders refused to do)

- some site avatars are gotten through INSANELY specific ways (like, “go to this Caption Contest from almost 15 years ago, view the source, and tack this one specific part of the code onto the end of the URL”) and some have had solutions that weren’t figured out by the playerbase for several years

- one of the oldest games (like, not even a Flash game) has an area that no one has been able to figure out how to get into even after almost 2 decades but is confirmed to be accessible by the staff

- there’s a whole world (Jellyworld) that doesn’t appear on the world map of Neopia that the staff never officially acknowledges, and has running gag of insisting it doesn’t exist

- Neopets is over 20 years old at this point which I think is kind of fucked up all on its own

- I’m not sure if it’s still a thing anymore, but there’s a ‘Book of Evil’ on the site that spotlights a lot of the villainous characters and if you hover over a specific part of the cover, the skull on the front will suddenly be eating a bloodied Pikachu

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[headspace-hotel]

That last panel was like being kicked in the gut by a donkey

[unproblematicsulu]

star trek fans b like “yeah i’ve seen tos tmp wok sfs tng & ds9 but not voy ent dsc or pic” and we’re just supposed to understand that

[ebussy-deactivated20210124]

Racists when they see “racists dni” on the banner of the slime gifset

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i love when dogs look down like

like this. what do you see little man

[amgurd]

Imagine being in development since 2012 as a full on all the games journalism hype in the world AAA game and ur still getting out-scored by an indie roguelite about daddy issues with a floating snake head as an almost-romance option

[varusteleka]

oh they’re MORE than outscored

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

This is awesome but the metacritic award over the hades logo makes it look like it says “HOES”. which is also awesome. Hades keeps winning

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[respectfulmemes]

[todaysbird]

BIRDS: EXPOSED

SERATONIN: RISING

[terminallycapricious]

[shitpostiniscoppin]

Today’s stream..........happened

[fluffygif]

To infinity and beyond

[johnbottoms]

we need to welcome pusheen back into our hearts.. she did nothing wrong it was the culture that wronged her….

[dancing-homestuck]

[avadcniels]

I luv him…..