Just a dumbass with access to the internet 🎀

Other blog: @whydousernamesevenexist | Name: Ash or B | 18 | pronouns: any and all without a preference | on Tumblr since uhhh August 2023 I think; on this account since 5/10/25 | interests include but aren't limited to vampires, classic literature, anything queer, hating myself, and being absolute dog shit at responding to mentions and asks

[real-whydousernamesevenexist]

UPDATE 8/10/25:

Let's goo we're so fucking back Tumblr support reached out to me and told me they restored the account, now I have access to @whydousernamesevenexist again!!!!

Leaving the text below for awareness, but thankfully @whydousernamesevenexist is me again!!

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Hellooooo so… I might've fallen for a scam lol

So, I used to be @whydousernamesevenexist, and this morning I got told by what I thought was one of my followers that they accidentally reported me and that I'm supposed to contact some person over discord

So I did, bc I'm bad at online safety, and they told me to set my password to smth generic and then log out… yeah I'm stupid you don't have to tell me…

They also tried to make me send them $350 but like bruh I'm a broke teenager I don't even have that much money in my account so I didn't send them anything

Oh and now I also can't log back in into the account bc obvi they changed the password and I can't reset it using my old email lol

I wrote to Tumblr support so we'll see

Point is, if you get a DM from @whydousernamesevenexist, it is NOT me please don't log out of your account don't give them your password don't send any money!!!!

Don't fall for this scam just bc I did

Tag list:

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[boccher]

it makes you think how many health conditions which allegedly "only emerge during adulthood" are actually conditions which parents deny medical attention to their kids for

[possibly-evil]

consider the hilarious possibility that rocky learns all about LGBTQ people and gender and stuff . and he decides to be straight and cis.

"rocky is heterosexual cisgender man, statement."

"-uh.... rock, don't eridians not have gender?? you literally can't be cis"

"rocky not care. rocky cisgender man. he and him."

he has no good reason for doing this other than pissing grace off. grace wanted to yap on the recordings about alien gender and sexuality, but now every time he does it he has to say "except for rocky, who has decided he's a man and is attracted to women. even though he's never even met a woman before."

[possibly-evil]

tags from @if-loki-was-a-fox-reblogs lmfao

[real-whydousernamesevenexist]

For some people I feel like "go to therapy" has become the modern day "go turn to God and repent for your sins". You're a freak, go to this authority figure to get magically fixed. Oh you do go to therapy, but it's 1. a slow process 2. probably not gonna completely change the way you act always? Your therapist is enabling you and you need to find a better one aka "you're praying wrong, go pray harder"

[boccher]

it makes you think how many health conditions which allegedly "only emerge during adulthood" are actually conditions which parents deny medical attention to their kids for

[pcktknife]

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

[possibly-evil]

consider the hilarious possibility that rocky learns all about LGBTQ people and gender and stuff . and he decides to be straight and cis.

"rocky is heterosexual cisgender man, statement."

"-uh.... rock, don't eridians not have gender?? you literally can't be cis"

"rocky not care. rocky cisgender man. he and him."

he has no good reason for doing this other than pissing grace off. grace wanted to yap on the recordings about alien gender and sexuality, but now every time he does it he has to say "except for rocky, who has decided he's a man and is attracted to women. even though he's never even met a woman before."

[possibly-evil]

tags from @if-loki-was-a-fox-reblogs lmfao

[c0nji]

[rambrandt-the-painter]

3 hour long lizard painting!

you can look at the nsfw alt here

[rambrandt-the-painter]

have some close ups

[checkyourasianbias]

the big 4

[checkyourasianbias]

the big 4

[vintagewildlife]

White-tailed fawn By: Harvey Payne From: The Zoogoer 1999

[real-whydousernamesevenexist]

intrusive thoughts are fun because if I identify an intrusive thought as something that is untrue, not what I actually believe in, and baseless, here comes another one! This one says "you're a horrible bigoted prejudiced privileged person who is trying to dismiss real problems in the world that you could be inflicting onto others but not realising it because you're so privileged!!!"

10/10, would recommend if you're just in the mood to feel shitty about yourself for an hour!!!

[real-whydousernamesevenexist]

why can't I die recreationally

[real-whydousernamesevenexist]

Hey guys I feel randomly guilty. Is anyone mad at me for a specific reason. Please tell me so I can worry about that instead of this weird general guilt. Thank you.

[microowaved]

im always torned between Pandora with no makeup because she has sensory issues, or with full on glitter and eyeliner with pattern. Decision decision

[ave-the-rat-king-deactivated202]

exclusionist can fuck off

[schrodingers-fyke]

I am loving the:

Bi-pan solidarity

Lesbian-ace solidarity

And the

NB-trans solidarity!

[the-based-brit]

Anyway, pansexuality is both biphobic and transphobic, thus pan people don't belong in the LGBT community.

Asexuals aren't inherently LGBT and don't belong, either (unless they also happen to experience same-sex attraction or gender dysphoria). Some aces are also pretty homophobic.

As for nonbinaries...well, I'm nb-neutral, but I do find it odd how no one identified as nonbinary before it was cool.

[lily-orchard]

[rossisrad]

Someone should remake that image, but with @the-rains-of-castamere's new user.

[folk-ever-lore]

[ellowynthenotking]

Anyone who says stuff like the-based-brit did is just trying to tear the community apart because we're weaker when we're separate groups.

We are stronger as a united front!

A rising tide lifts all ships, and rights for one are rights for everyone!

[the-haiku-bot]

A rising tide lifts

all ships, and rights for one are

rights for everyone!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.