[mpregeminem]

me flexing my tits to dazzle the judge in the middle of my trial for first degree murder

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[doctordaemon]

[kosmogrl]

[kragehund-est]

[girlology]

whos up sucking they session

[girlology]

whos up killing them selves

[gayalicent]

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED

Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

[fur-bies-deactivated20180106]

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

[dracota]

You never peeled a furby?

[maybeitsasine]

[maybeitsasine]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Love these notes

[piedude]

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

[sinisterdog]

[capitalismkillz]

He would not fucking say that

[pokemonheritageposts]

church bells have been ringing for like an hour

yes we get it the twat is king now can you shut the fuck up and let me hate the monarchy in peace

[pokemonheritageposts]

wrong blog. whatever

[gitrog]

I'm setting my trap, to catch the damn haiku bot. Quiet! Here it comes.

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m setting my trap,

to catch the damn haiku bot.

Quiet! Here it comes.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fieldbears]

[wikiipediabf]

ken is just like me fr he has no actual sense of identity or a career he is just alive to be silly and have a fun time and be in love with barbie. he's just some guy. sooo true of him.

[wewereinvincible]

genuinely thought this was about kendall roy to begin with

[dingdongyouarewrong]

local girl furious at HORRIBLE MISTREATMENT by partner (beating me at a game of chess) in an UNWARRANTED MANNER (i explicitly asked them to play me at chess)

[dingdongyouarewrong]

light yagami is in the tags

[transmanleonardo]

is this anything

[transmanleonardo]

I can’t believe it was something.

[logarto]

rudy time

[panwithafrogman]

I wish it was rudy time all the time

[bloodhailmp3]

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

[masochistango]

help i have brainrot again