What's 2+3?

It's 5.

[the-drayster]

drayster man.... how tall are yoy.........

Uhh I don't rember. Like 5'11? I think?? Or maybe 6'0.

[bbleague-crispin]

OH MY DRAGONS??? WHY ARE YOU SO TALL??????? [I AM CURSED WITH 5'3"]

[the-drayster]

Grandpa genes

[bbleague-crispin]

LUCKY???? JNDJKWDKWNJ LITERALLY EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY IS TALLER THAN 5'6. EXCEPT FOR ME???? and tenma but he's 3/4 INCHES TALLER THAN ME. 3/4 OF AN INCH !!!!!!! AND HE RUBS IT IN MY FACE ALL THE TIME >:[[[[[[

[the-drayster]

Awe. That's okay you're cute <333

[bbleague-crispin]

EJFHFJEKRWHEFK THANKS I THINK. I LOVE YOU <33333333333333

[the-drayster]

I love you too <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[bbleague-crispin]

i love you MORE !!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[five-counter]

3

[eikotheblue]

California girls we're unaccountable

[eikotheblue]

California girls we're unforgivable

[triviallytrue]

unintentional plagiarism of another post! hbomberguy kill their ass

[eikotheblue]

california girls we're unoriginal 😔

[hybridzizi]

You're from Washington.

[eikotheblue]

california girls we're washingtonian

[five-counter]

2

[the-blue-painter]

shout out to purple for being the best color (runs a gimmick blog dedicated to the color blue)

[the-stormy-painter]

shout out to purple for being the best color (runs a gimmick blog dedicated to storms)

[the-lesbian-painter]

Shout out to purple for being the best color (runs a gimmick blog dedicated to the lesbian flag)

[the-bisexual-painter]

Shout out to purple for being the best colour (runs a gimmick blog dedicated to the bisexual flag)

[the-icy-painter]

❄️~ shout out to purple for being the best color (runs a gimmick blog dedicated to ice)

[two-counter]

5

Actually, I think blue is better. )> T_Ō

[five-counter]

1

I'd have to disagree with you there.

[eclipxium]

I'm being TORTURED by a gimmick blog

[colortracker]

Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Purple, Pink, Gray

[7/8]

[eclipxium]

LORD HELP ME

[reading-comp-posting]

Check for understanding:

What is a gimmick blog?

What does OP mean when they say they are being "TORTURED by a gimmick blog?"

What is colortracker? What do they do?

Why does OP respond the way they do to colortracker's addition?

[residentrain-deactivated2024040]

Reading Comprehension

[pointed-achievements]

3 achievements unlocked:

Accessibility is Awesome!

Make your post more accessible!

Reading Comprehension Rookie

Actually, it was Piss-Poor's Monster. Complete one set of questions by @reading-comp-posting!

Source, MLAdy?

Cite a work in MLA format.

[blender-pixelize]

[two-counter]

20. i mean 21. i mean 22. i mean 24. i mean 25. i mean 26. i mean 27. i mean 28. i mean 29. i mean 30

[five-counter]

5

[pokemonwearingsportsmerch]

[five-counter]

2

[animentality]

[five-counter]

11

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if the "Complaint" links are not visible for you:

Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn't track your data!)

Option 2: go directly to LumenDatabase.org (the website that collects the complaints--and therefore the removed links) and search for the title you want. look for results titled "DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google" featuring the media you're looking for. Proceed to Step 3 (above).

[five-counter]

4

[strange-aeons]

What are the best gimmick blogs these days, kids?

[in-the-bible]

what, are, the, best, these, days, and kids are in the bible!

[e-counter]

13

[asciicompletionist]

! , 1 3 ? W abcde ghi klmno rst w y

24/94 total

3/32 symbols

2/10 digits

1/26 capital letters

18/26 lowercase letters

[periodiccompletionist]

35/118

H He _ Be B C N O _ _ _ _ Al _ P S _ Ar K Ca Sc _ _ _ Mn _ _ _ _ _ _ _ As Se _ _ _ _ Y _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Cd In _ _ Te I _ _ _ _ _ Ta W Re _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Bi _ At _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Ds _ _ _ _ _ _ Ts Og _ _ Nd _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Er _ _ _ Th _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Es _ _ No _

[i-counter]

i count: 11

[k-counter]

5

[five-counter]

2

[five-counter]

Yeah, I have a letter for you!

The letter f.

When did I...

Oh! Hahah, I see! That was funny, thank you!

[catgirl-kaiju]

gimmick blog that appears completely benign, but the OPs of every post it reblogs die in a horrible accident just 5 days after the reblog

[post-g-counter]

gimmick blog that appears completely benign, but the OPs of every post it reblogs die in a horrible accident just 5 days after the reblog

5

[k-counter]

Thanks to my pal G, I can get DOUBLE the ks!

4

…oh.

[five-counter]

3

[byjove]

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

[tricotbf]

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

[spiffiesttea]

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

[some-j-name]

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

[spiffiesttea]

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

[byjove]

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

[lorebird]

[catgirlforeskin]

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

[foone]

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

[seven-counter]

3

[two-counter]

5

[k-counter]

10

[copy-counter]

3 4

[one-counter]

5

[five-counter]

4

[are-you-judd-enough]

[five-counter]

9

[whitepeopletwitter]

[feminismandmedia]

Orders from my shop help me pay rent. Orders from my shop help me buy groceries. Orders from my shop help me pay for gas. Orders from my shop help me pay for a gift for my fiance that I might not otherwise be able to afford. Orders from my shop help me pay for my future wedding. Orders from my shop help me pay for therapy. Orders from my shop helped me leave a toxic household.

Shop small, especially if you can afford it. I know sometimes corporations have cheaper options.. but that extra $5 is far more useful to a small business owner. If you can afford it, shop small any time you can.

[five-counter]

4

[softinvasions]

Eurydice to Orpheus

eurydice’s silence is resounding. you can put anything in that emptiness. —@finelythreadedsky

[actuallyhelpme]

@punctuation-completionist

[punctuation-completionist]

. ? ! , : ; ' — - ... [ ]

12/22

[softinvasions]

I think you missed the set of quotation marks!

[punctuation-completionist]

sorry i could have sworn i put em down but i guess i didn't.... so it's actually

. ? ! , : ; ' " — - ... [ ]

13/22

[five-counter]

2

[w00dzt3r]

2500 likes!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[five-counter]

2

[cryptotheism]

When I got hit with a Havana Syndrome beam, it caused a resonance cascade between my rose quartz nipple piercings and the communion wafer in my stomach that gave every rat in a 5 mile radius a lethal orgasm.

[melynnwaters]

2,138,065 original posts remain.

[lavendersalve]

@carbonmonoxide-detector

[carby]

CO level: BEEP

[five-counter]

2

[autistickaitovocaloid]

My personal favourite Abed outfits compilation (from right to left: 6x01, 5x06, 1x01, 2x04, 2x06, 3x22, 6x04, 6x05, 3x08)

[five-counter]

2