don’t forget to dot them

i’m not a bot so i might miscount sometimes. inspired by alphabetcompletionist!

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey guys, what do you think of my dinner?

(choose your words carefully)

[parentheses-posts]

This post has 1 set of parentheses.

[the-enchanting-table]

This post has been enchanted with Smite II and Unbreaking.

[paper-mario-wiki]

what are you doing to me

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: g, at t ? (c ca) T t a t at. T t a cat t t a ag. at a g t

Closest match: Apogon imberbis genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Cardinalfish

(image source)

[spider-man-counter]

String identified:

g, at t ?

(c ca)

T t a t at.

T t a cat t t a ag.

at a g t

Closest match: Apogon imberbis genome assembly, chromosome: 5

Common name: Cardinalfish

Spider count: 0

Man count: 2

Spider-Man count: 0

[paper-mario-wiki]

[i-counter]

i count: 23

[spinchs-field]

let’s hope this portal takes me to the ri]

[i-counter]

[ght place. that’d be a real shame if i— wait what blog is this

[tothechaos]

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[totheorder]

:)

[tothechaos]

[tothechaos]

Do Not Do This To Me

[catboybeebop]

[slicedcheesegremlin]

[tothechaos]

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

[rotary-supercollider]

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

[mysteryviolencesideblog3000]

Ok!

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

[terminusverge]

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

[cantotallyeven]

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[absurdly-useful]

@identifying-horses-in-posts

[identifying-horses-in-posts]

Pretty horse!

[therainbowgorilla]

@i-say-ok

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[goosemoosse]

@cat-spotted

[cat-spotted]

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[kittybroker]

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

[the-pea-braned-warlock]

Wizards I call thee

@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastard @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-family @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @wizard-detective-apprentice @detectivewizzard @goblinofthelaboratory @darkblade-the-unending-curse @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomish-bastard @the-adhd-sorcerer

[queerbuwan]

THE WIZARDS ARE HERE ALONG WITH THE REST OF TUMBLR!

WE PRODUCE A LOT OF CARBON MONOXIDE

@carbonmonoxide-detector

[carby]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

[how-many-ghosts]

45 ghosts found

[would-you-survive-in-australia]

NONE OF YOU would survive in Australia.

[brightlotusmoon]

Tumblr, everybody!

[meme-conservation]

We here at the Tumblr Association for the Conservation of Memes appreciate the team effort in providing a lush and diverse ecosystem for memes to thrive in.

[i-give-link-to-people]

eh. i'll join the fun too

[image ID: two cupped hands edited to appear as though they are holding Link from the legend of zelda: majora's mask. end ID]

[i-say-not-ok]

not ok?

[senor-quacken-deactivated202504]

@i-give-chess-pieces-to-people

Chess piece?

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

Chess piece.

[i-tag-gimmick-accounts]

@the-glitter-painter

[the-glitter-painter]

✨ I don’t have the mental capacity or energy to screenshot and glitterfy this whole thing and attempting to do so would be my breaking point I am so sorry /hj ✨

✨ so instead just have a jpeg of some glitter it counts :3 ✨

[staticstate0fmind]

@the-ghost-painter & @the-purple-painter

GET EM!!!

[the-ghost-painter]

Yeah I gotta agree with @the-glitter-painter so I’m putting a ghost on the glitter instead (so the ghostie has a background) lmao

This post has been haunted 👻👻👻👻

[i-counter]

good lord here we go

i count: 195

[blocklists-just-4-u]

hi, have you made a gimmick account blocklist? I know it's a MASSIVE ask, but it could be so so so useful to people who don't ever want to be gimmicked

What is a gimmick blog here as well as a good list there are two types of gimmick blogs imo, one is the listing blog, such as how many 7's, identifying blogs ect, the other is character blogs such as @black-magic-osha or @sans-in-heat, ill be covering the first kind as holy fuck its hard to tell sometimes... Also anon you owe me, I've basically invited hell onto this blog @alphabetcompletionist completes the alphabet @dailyquests daily quests @t-counter @q-counter @e-counter @r-counter @y-counter @i-counter @a-counter @k-counter @z-counter @c-counter @b-counter @identifying-cars-in-posts @identifying-scotland-in-posts @identifying-horses-in-posts @identifying-planes-in-posts @identifying-guns-in-posts @identifying-phones-in-the-post @identifying-trains-inposts @identifying-pokemon-in-posts @identifying-typewriters-in-posts @identifying-uk-trains-in-posts @identifying-ssobreeds-in-posts @identifying-spacecraft-in-posts @identifying-sharks-in-posts @identifying-dogs-in-posts @identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts @identifying-dolls-in-posts (look i could keep going but this post would be 600 @'s long so no?) @how-many-letters @punctuation-completionist @numberscompletionist @asciicompletionist @seven-counter @one-counter @two-counter @three-counter @four-counter @five-counter (no six counter??) @eight-counter @periodiccompletionist @rainbow--completionist @in-the-bible @colourpickingpride @post-store @free-post-store @i-remove-color-from-posts @i-say-ok @orange-content-rater RIGHT IM DONE, enjoy anon you owe me one

[i-counter]

i count: 138

[phoebastria-albatrus]

just ate good pasta 👍

[phoebastria-albatrus]

please dont let pasta be my legacy

[eggblackoutpoetry]

[phoebastria-albatrus]

help the gimmick blogs found me

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: eggblackoutpoetry

Purpose: blacks out posts so that only the word "egg" remains.

[phoebastria-albatrus]

GIRL HELP THERES TWO OF THEM NOW

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Hehe :3

[i-tag-gimmick-accounts]

@color-picked-pride-flags

[i-counter]

i count: 5

[phoebastria-albatrus]

girlie help theres four of them now???

[i-counter]

(:

i count: 8

[huffylemon]

[i-counter]

i count: 10

[phoebastria-albatrus]

just ate good pasta 👍

[phoebastria-albatrus]

please dont let pasta be my legacy

[eggblackoutpoetry]

[phoebastria-albatrus]

help the gimmick blogs found me

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: eggblackoutpoetry

Purpose: blacks out posts so that only the word "egg" remains.

[phoebastria-albatrus]

GIRL HELP THERES TWO OF THEM NOW

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Hehe :3

[i-tag-gimmick-accounts]

@color-picked-pride-flags

[i-counter]

i count: 5

[catgirl-kaiju]

gimmick blog that appears completely benign, but the OPs of every post it reblogs die in a horrible accident just 5 days after the reblog

[post-g-counter]

gimmick blog that appears completely benign, but the OPs of every post it reblogs die in a horrible accident just 5 days after the reblog

5

[catgirl-kaiju]

oh no...

[i-counter]

i count: 16

[strange-aeons]

What are the best gimmick blogs these days, kids?

[in-the-bible]

what, are, the, best, these, days, and kids are in the bible!

[e-counter]

13

[asciicompletionist]

! , 1 3 ? W abcde ghi klmno rst w y

24/94 total

3/32 symbols

2/10 digits

1/26 capital letters

18/26 lowercase letters

[periodiccompletionist]

35/118

H He _ Be B C N O _ _ _ _ Al _ P S _ Ar K Ca Sc _ _ _ Mn _ _ _ _ _ _ _ As Se _ _ _ _ Y _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Cd In _ _ Te I _ _ _ _ _ Ta W Re _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Bi _ At _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Ds _ _ _ _ _ _ Ts Og _ _ Nd _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Er _ _ _ Th _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Es _ _ No _

[i-counter]

i count: 11

[kragehund-est]

slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha

creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker

/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door

r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.

r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.

mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.

indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on

[valentialbein]

also get peer reviewed.

[i-counter]

i count: 68

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

why do people refer to some of their kids as "furry children"? it makes no sense to separate them from your other kids just because they're a furry

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

the realisation that furry children means dogs hit me like a train at 4 in the morning

[t-counter]

T Count: 16

Letter Count: 185

Your T Percentage: 8.65%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 0.84 times as much as average.

[voweltally]

As: 21 Es: 39 Is: 10 Os: 16 Us: 11

❗️Vowel Ys: 4

Total vowels: 101

[digitcounter]

123456 890

[nine out of ten]

[alphabetcompletionist]

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

is that jesus 👀👀👀

[alphabetcompletionist]

oh don't you think about it mister

[i-counter]

i count: 24

[animentality]

[disasterofahuman]

[i-counter]

i count: 113

[gimmickblog-taxonomist]

How do you become a gimmick blog?

step 1: think of a gimmick

step 2: blog

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDE GHI KLMNOP STU W Y

19/26

[dailyquests]

REWARDS: 91 Gold, 82 EXP, Quetzalcoatl of Fjord Vivisection

[i-counter]

i count: 9

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

[thedoctorknits]

He stops and looks both ways?!?

[bettsplendens]

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

[jcgreen72]

This is my new favorite post

[dovewithscales]

I can’t ever not reblog.

[sunflower-cathedral]

Have some happy crow vibes

[i-counter]

i count: 25

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

[tchaikovskaya]

[i-counter]

i count: 27

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i am not calling twitter fucking x

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

im deadnaming that shit

[punctuation-completionist]

0/21

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up

[sentence-structurer]

[pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [verb] [noun] [adverb] [letter]

[contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [verb] [determiner] [noun]

[number]/[number]

[pronoun] [phrasal verb] [contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [preposition] [adjective] [noun] [verb] [verb] [adverb] [adjective] [noun] [phrasal adverb] [adverb] [pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [phrasal adjective]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

you are doing some cocomelon shit to me

[salsasodapop]

@alphabetcompletionist

[alphabetcompletionist]

nah i'm staying out of this

[joe-biden-speaking]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

why arent you pregnant yet

[isa-ghost]

TUMBLR USER WHAT.

[i-counter]

i count: 34