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I Will Not Apologize
Happy Pride, ya'll.
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Two-Face: *checking the calendar* it's February 2nd 2022, 2/2/22
Gotham vigilantes: it's gonna be a long day *downs coffee*
the worst thing that could possibly happen to ao3 is it being put on the app store so please stop asking for it because you don't understand what would happen if that went through. ao3's whole deal is it archives EVERYTHING, while the apple app store's whole deal is keeping everything clean and safe. so if ao3 were to have an app all of the 'bad' stuff, including nsfw in general, would have to be censored at best or would be purged at worse. the google play store is more lax but who fucking knows what GOOGLE would police if they got their hands on the archive. do not ask for an app. do not use third party apps. it's on mobile browser functioning perfectly, just fucking use that before you ruin everything for everyone please.
RARE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN PUPPIES BROUGHT TO THE LIGHT OF DAY (plus wizard)
Hey what's up I'm doing commissions now!!! Check it out âŹïžâŹïžâŹïž
Rb to give the person you rbed from a warm blanket and their preferred warm drink
the man the milf the legend
Today I learned that my husband keeps a notes app on his phone that has a list of all of my favorite things including but not limited to flower, ice cream, and cocktail and I donât know how I feel about it đ
Oh listen I know this is very very sweet because again Husband is rocks for brain bubble man. It is hilarious to me because the list has things like
âFavorite ice cream: butter pecan. I married a little old lady.â
âFavorite Ben and Jerryâs (this is different then regular ice cream) Phish Food. Has no idea who Phish is just thinks the chocolate fish are neatâ
And I feel exposed.
âFavorite flower: orchid or lily, but she can have neither because our cats are stupid demon babies spat out from hell who will eat them and perish. She would prefer chicken nuggets anyways.â
âFavorite donut: old fashioned, for breaking in half and sharing with with the dog.â
âFavorite coffee: iced. Do not offer hot coffee under any circumstance. The only hot beverage allowed is hot coco and the yearly white chocolate peppermint mochaâ
Okay I donât need to be called out like this.
the mortifying ordeal of being married.
Stop it this is hilarious
everyone talks about "boys will be boys" but i think we overlook how deeply bizarre teenage girls can get when left to their own devices. one time i went on a school hiking trip where i had to share a cabin with a bunch of girls from my year who i didn't know very well, and i was so shy that i went straight to bed so i didn't have to talk to anyone, and when i next woke up it was 2am and they were all half naked and covering each other in Deep Heat
my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weatherÂ
the gopher has spoken
What did he say?
âTrans Rightsâ
Two-Face: *checking the calendar* it's February 2nd 2022, 2/2/22
Gotham vigilantes: it's gonna be a long day *downs coffee*
God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? Thereâd be like a new bubonic plague and heâd be like âidk drink bleach about itâ
Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi