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my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!
like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao
actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao
this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator
Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"
Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.
Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.
I fuck with this
[image description: screenshot of writing formatted as a question and answer exchange. headline of piece is: The Proposal to Raise Every Boy as a Girl. (author not listed)
Q. You want to raise every boy as a girl? Yes.
Q. Why? A boy will learn to hate girls as long as he is raised in such a way where he is treated as better, and superior to, his girl peers, whenever he is cruel to girls. So, instead, we raise boys as girls.
Q. What if they say they are not a girl, and want to be acknowledged as boy? Then you know they are a boy, so you must make sure to understand them as boy, and not a girl.
Q. What does it mean to be 'raised as a girl'? That's up for you to decide. The only difference is that you should not raise boys any differently than you raise girls, since you raise every boy as a girl.
Q. Girls and boys are raised in specific ways for specific purposes, so it does not make sense to raise boys as girls. If you raise every boy as a girl, then there is no being which is not raised as a girl, so anyone raised as a girl necessarily must learn to do anything and everything to grow up, without restrictions on tasks, labours, or interests.
Q. But boys and girls are different. All two girls are different, and raising girls in one specific way destroys this individuality in favour of moulding girls to serve the same master. Still, the girls resist to live life on their own terms. If girls can be raised such that they know they can do anything they want, including not being girls, so too will boys raised as girls.
Q. Why not raise every girl as a boy? Because if a girl does not exist among boys, then the girl is made.
Q. Why not raise girls and boys as themselves? The self must be made in a world where girls and boys can first and foremost be themselves. One step towards this goal is to raise every boy as a girl.
Q. The way people raise girls is cruel, so why would you raise boys with that cruelty? If you raise girls with cruelty, then you should stop being cruel to girls.
/end description]
Oh, yeah, I wonder how that map's progressed si--wait MISHA COLLINS?
I’m slowly understanding how to draw this rock
Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.
The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.
The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.
I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.
I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.
As a (machine) sewist who hates hand-sewing but who also has vaulting ambitions of embroidered and beaded garments, and who always uses enormously long threads to avoid tying off, I'm apparently never going to marry a princess.
"Wahh I got stabbed by your pinned-together garment" It's built-in acupuncture ok!!!! It's a feature not a flaw!!!
Arrest everyone involved.
this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever
GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!
if you trapped your enemies soul in a puzzle with the stipulation that they could only escape if the puzzle is completed and dumped it in a thrift store theres a chance that theyd never get out. you might be thinking well if theyre your enemy why would you put them in the thrift where a puzzle enthusiast might actually buy it and not just like, i dont know, send it to the landfill or throw it in a volcano, but i think it would be interesting to see if they ever get out and how long it might take. could be days. could be never.
get a DM from my rival many years later rubbing my hands together thinking the hunt is on then i open it and its them thanking me for turning them into a puzzle. apparently a little old lady bought it to pass the time and as she was putting it together which took a long time (i went for the 5,000 piece puzzle) they fell in love with her and they actually got out of the puzzle a while back and now theyre like happily married to her and revenge and our rivalry is no longer like relevant. apparently so irrelevant that it didnt even cross their mind to let me know they got out or anything until now. so its like all off the table, because they know what life is really about now, and im going to have to find another rival, or something. which is fine. totally what i was going for.... nothing about that makes me feel any kind of way. wish them well actually. i shant be talking about this ever again
The 4th of July commemorates the American Revolution, an event which took place in Qing-dynasty North America during the reign of the Qianlong Emperor, Gaozong
It represents a succesful uprising against the rule of one of the local warlords feuding in Europe at the time.
Oh wow the 250th Fourth of July parade has been cancelled lol
Fun fact: the DC area will be hotter than 99% of the earth tomorrow!
Also I get the sense that very few people in DC are aware that federal officials wrote detailed analyses warning of the air quality health risks of the enormous 850K fireworks set to go off — and that the admin did not release those findings to the public
Fox News has done irreversible damage to some people.
It's not global climate change, it's someone who just really hates Trump so much they changed the earth's entire climate. Christ.
they're meant to die by each other's sword why are they in a coffee shop
hey there’s NOTHING stopping them from having a fistfight in the storage room and knocking over a shelf and the manager comes in just in time to see one of them stab the other with one of the fancy little forks they give customers to eat quiche with. then they both get fired, and blame each other, and stab each other more in a dirty alley behind a dumpster. #IWouldFindAndKillYouInEveryUniverse #EnemiesBeyondTimeAndSpace #ThatsAPrettyNormalDayInFoodService #SMHTheyLeftVickiToCloseByHerself