Jesus can't play rugby

Chris | 24 | Buffalo | 12/27 💜

[azure-again]

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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[azure-again]

tips

[daily-spooky]

[caats]

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[flowersonmymind1016]

[icedsilver]

[ilex-merciae]

[wukodork]

I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into

[piedude]

“These men mean me no harm”

“So you feel safe now?”

“Oh, absolutely not”

[amultitudeofsins]

If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

[illithidjamison]

WHAT

[amultitudeofsins]

Sensitivity to nickel is extremely common amd despite this, clothing manufacturers often use it because it is cheap. A coat or two of nail polish is an effective barrier between the allergen and your skin. Goodbye forever. Do not forget my wisdom

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that!!

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Reminder that many medical implants use a titanium alloy that includes nickel. If you have to get pins, a joint replacement, anything, ALWAYS ask for a metal allergy test. If you test even mildly positive for anything in the alloy, push HARD for a ceramic coated implant.

Sincerely, a girl who watched her mom became almost completely disabled due to having a knee replacement she was allergic to and no one believed her for YEARS.

[the-river-nyx]

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

[jartita-me-teneis]

[fozmeadows]

knots of the omegaverse

[official-boob-posts]

you know what this means chat

[etherealspacejelly]

the quiz:

[skovenshemmeligheder]

All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe

[supermariomamafucker]

[wizard-email]

EXPLOSION

AT THE

GOOP STORE

[mi1kw33d-2-deactivated20250505]

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

[brokenflicker]

"You have no idea how much I want to hurt myself right now and I promise you don't want to know what's going through my mind."

— If you knew what I was thinking the cuts would be nothing

[lifepenalty]

[depression-took-over-my-liiife]

[depresslife22]

Everyday. 

[imalreadyadeadbitch]

but who would ever love someone with scars on their wrists?

[just-a-lonely-nobody]

[worthless-misery]

Dear diary...

I think I don't deserve to be loved.