chill out

im aesthetic trash and this is my blog

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[fakehistory]

Icarus flying to close to the sun (60 B.C.E. colorized)

[kingjaffejoffer]

Thinkin bout previous pussy that was good and I don’t have access to anymore

[lulz-time]

When someone doesn’t finish their food and offers to give you the rest…

[botanize]

[just-shower-thoughts]

As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

[kaleighbytheway]

When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”

[karadin]

San Jose councilman Lan Diep sworn into office with his Captain America Shield

[probablymetarpgideas]

Reblogging for that last bit

[benimkararlarim-deactivated2018]

[useless-af-deactivated20170528]

[ilovecocina-deactivated20160622]

me: sees something problematic/shady 

me and my squad in the group chat: 

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[smolsuho]

luhan opening his weibo to announce his gf

[darlinggod]

[dinkywinks]

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

[rolodextra]

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

[dinkywinks]

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

[modern-hiccup]

How my friends see me draw:

How I really draw:

[nefzenffxiv]

I’m pretty sure all the art folks out there might appreciate this.

[knit-witch03-deactivated2016092]

I, too, incoherently shout ‘GOH-RILL-UHHHHHHHH’ as I draw. It is my process.

[ink-pedia]

likedots

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[bakugun-deactivated20180112]

@mindcontrollers

[unalomegoinghome-deactivated201]

Pissed myself while drinking coffee. Let’s be friends. You’re funnnny