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Amanda - 32 - i guess i’m back here again

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long

[aziminil]

[venascus]

Love these guys what was going on with their old photoshoots

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[kushblazer666]

[segamascott]

[colourofthekites]

looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

[farlanish]

[thenatsdorf]

Cat loves showers. (via)

[queenqueso]

[von-felden]

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[cosmic-noir]

😭

[queenofthornss]

It’s like she gets off on being withholding.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[ice-block]

Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt

[afatlittledog]

me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

[mkinnon]

my aesthetic is gillian anderson completely forgetting all her lines in the first season of the x files

[oneafternineonine]

i would totally watch entire episodes of this

[the-blazin-asian]

someONE someTHING where we dug up ˢᵒᵐᵉ…thingsome

BODY

SOMETHING

*inhale* THAT I CAN’T EXPLAIN ᴵᴹ ᴳᴼᴺᴺᴬ ˢᵀᴬᴿᵀ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵀᴼᴾ

Agent Miles (ahuhuhuh)

Agent

MULDER

I AM STANDING HERE IN

The rain

AND

2. The mud

LOOKING AT TWO COFFINS THAT WE—AGENT MULDER I AM STANDING OUT HERE IN

The rain

AND

The mud

AND

The rain

ᵃⁿᵈ…ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉ ˢᵘᵐᵐᵒⁿᵉᵈ ᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵃ… ⁿᵉᵇᵇᶦⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ (nemmin’s body) ⁿᵉᵐᵐᶦⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ

AND THE FORCE SUMMONED TERESA NEMMIN’S BODY………………INTO THE WOODS TONIGHT

⁽ⁿᵒ, ᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ, ᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ⁾

AND TERESA NEMMIN’S AND THE PUH-

AND THE FORCE…..IT

Summoned

TERESA NEMMINS,,,,

INTO,,,,,

the woods tonight

*crowd goes utterly apeshit off camera*

[bowelflies]

You can cook a chicken by slapping it at 3725.95 mph, an impossible task by any human means. If you do succeed however, you will not only cook the chicken but also decimate its entire structure, causing a violent explosion. This is a simulation of the slap using FEA. 

source

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[kaijuno]

[kaijuno]

yall really so afraid of spongebob getting some spussy action

[baseballigator]

Please don’t word it like that

[kaijuno]

That’s

Spussy

Babe

[italian-depression]

[foulserpent]

HOK: hi can i-

oblivion npc: penus maximillus. mages guild. i love sneaking into peoples houses and alphabetizing their books. and yes, this is sexual for me.

[albertserra]

Can’t put into words how hot this is to me

[inthefallofasparrow]

King of Cups

[mud-muffin]

When you're so chaotic you become calming