all we are is

Lindsay (she/her) |-/

[pajamaben]

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

[teekarap]

[everythingstarstuff]

[sloppystyle]

[vagueshrug]

[lifeisawalnut]

This post assaulted me

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[swop-bango]

rereblogging cuz lynda barry won a macarthur genius grant… she deserves it

[kogumarecord]

[kaijuno]

[garbage-empress]

help my [29F] baby [0M] is too sweaty

tries to crawl across the linoleum floor [35L] and just slides over it like an air hockey puck

[monsterkissed]

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

[chulshik]

Not even just for the potential parents, but for the kids. The adoptees. Don’t let us seem, and or feel, like like second choices, last resorts, and throw aways.

[mesopelagic]

i would like to see… a little lizard

[bandedbulbussnarfblat]

Here you go. He has a little helmet

[bookofneilpatrickharris]

My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

[farmers-against-thespians]

Get on a tractor for once in your life you sickening theater person

[vicholas]

The Showgirls posters have to be the most hilariously terrible designs I’ve seen in my life, yet I have never been able to find a single explication on what was the marketing team thinking.

Not an interview, not people commenting it, nothing, the Leg Worm Head Woman was just accepted and left like that and it haunts me

[mayothompson]

new discourse for tumblr: this picture is cool

[mayothompson]

my opinion is that this picture is cool, and i like it

[kodalinebeauty]

my opinion is that i dont like it and it isnt cool.

[mayothompson]

you cant say that

[obviousplant]

Leg

[duskbg-deactivated20190717]

Ages and up

[huckleberr1es]

via jennaajoseph on instagram

[alicemcullen-deactivated2022111]

i hope the person who was in charge of the twilight saga’s soundtracks sleeps well tonight

[earthdad]

me, bleeding to death: help…. me

friend running in: WHAT HAPPENED?? WHO DID THIS TO YOU???

me, pointing: he… he did it

the murderer in the distance:

[mezzodical]

what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man

an ambient man

[mezzodical]