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ampervadasz

kis félénk

Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

autie-j

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

twilightofthesandwiches

Kris watching Blue Ears' honest but misguided attempt at friendship with someone he really liked fail due to a big load-bearing lie and a dishonest scheme he was forced to participate in by someone who convinced him was honestly the right thing to do, but just put his friend in an incredibly unfortunate position and seemingly no honest explanation or confession was able to stop that friend from just being incredibly hurt and pissed about the whole thing and possibly ruin their relationship forever: …………………. well this sucks but it's a good thing nothing is this situation is absolutely not in any way relevant to my life at all right now haha haha

kohi-ke

gross yuck yuck blegh

natalieironside

The United States has just declared war on the fishmen who live in the sunken city of Ys

joriontel

I don’t think the US is ready for this. The majority of our soldiers are land based and the ones that aren’t only fight ON TOP of the water!

joriontel

We’re screwed. They’re gonna take Lake Michigan and hold the Midwest corn reserve hostage and there nothing we can do about it

natalieironside

The High King of the Merrow-Folk has blockaded the English Channel. Trump demands NATO assistance in reopening it while also declaring victory, claiming to have "sunk" the long-lost undersea realm "to the bottom of the sea."

natalieironside

I'm getting reports of a squadron of apache attack helicopters engaging what appears to be a flying wooden caravel in the skies over Ireland. The caravel is flying the ensign of the Kingdom of Hy Brasil and has already downed several helicopters with ballista fire.

byjove

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

georgeismyprincess

me when my partner tries to explain what suskikusen (I don’t know the spelling that’s the phonetics of it) is in Finnish and why the blazing heck they names our cat it.

georgeismyprincess

for references, they named our cat “ski into a pine tree” or “ski straight into a tall tree” depending on who you ask. It’s a “get lost” in Finnish. very useful saying

…when we’re not naming a cat

byjove

That is such a Finnish way to say fuck off and a hilarious name for a cat. Paints a vivid picture of the cat’s personality.

prokopetz

Bisexual impostor may sound like a meme (or possibly a band name), but I swear some days I really do catch myself thinking "what if I'm straight and don't know it and I really did just suck all that cock for clout?"

prokopetz

@tambuli replied:

Clout with whom????????? 😭😭😂😂

You need to understand that when I was a kid, "bisexual men are really just straight dudes pretending to be queer for clout" was genuinely a mainstream opinion in gay and lesbian spaces. A formative experience doesn't need to make any damn sense to leave a mark!

ensoua

tainebot01

Given that AA4 was referenced in Chapter 5 through Ralsei’s Trucy outfit in the trial section, I’m convinced the mental flashbang that is Flowery’s reveal came about from Toby remembering how we first meet Klavier in case 2 and going hey you know what would be really funny.

prokopetz

The actual most implausible thing about video game writing is that they'll show us a people-pleasing sad sack of a protagonist where everyone around them treats them as a disgusting pervert for no obvious reason, takes everything they say in the worst possible light, and ascribes vile motives to their most innocuous actions, then turn around and insist that this character is a cisgender, heterosexual man.

helenvaughans

zitasaurusrex

dramatic-dolphin

i think if u told noelle deltarune she lives in a video game and she, out of all characters, is the crucial linchpin of the secret fucked up evil route, she'd be pumped as hell. she'd think it was cool.