Daymare

Plagued by the love I can never share

[victusinveritas]

[teaboot]

I will forever maintain that genuine fortune-telling and psychic medium junk is a load of bull, but as a person who owns tarot decks and regularly uses them as a tool for self-reflection I also have to admit that it does kind of work for that and it's very very funny when it does

Once I laid out some cards before I left the house and couldn't figure out an interpretation of the symbolism that made sense outside of "stop focusing and pay attention", which was of course absurd, so I was puzzling over that all the way to my bus stop and was so distracted the whole time that I walked face-first into a massive fucking spiderweb

[memecucker]

Imagine if medieval/renaissance alchemists were shown crystal meth and then told these powerfully psychoactive crystals are synthesized in laboratories and workshops

[cryptotheism]

Alchemist: incredible! This will earn me patronage from a wealthy lord!

Modern guy: actually this stuff is so valuable you don't even need patronage

Alchemist:

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

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[dunmertitty]

i get that’s it’s not always obvious when i’m on my lunch but you’d think people would notice not to bother me when i’m hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son

hold on what is this gif

[lakevida]

i went to navy pier as a child and clowns took my father away and built a table out of him with three other dads and i always thought this was some unpleasant and vivid dream and i mentioned it to my mom one day a couple years ago and she was like Yaa when we went to chicago they made him do chair tricks with other men

they did this to him

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

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[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[natalieironside]

Bats are another animal of which I strongly approve. All of their flying about and such.

[ehrmangout]

I love being the one person on Earth whose hyperfixation is specifically KI lore because the lore fucking sucks. Like yes, Viridi figured out multiversal travel and only used it to have a weird superhero guy shoot comets. Yes the Lightning Chariot can travel hundreds of millions of times the speed of light. That doesn't break the story at all, dw about it. Floor ice cream gives you health, right fellas?

[bogleech]

[bluechicknugget]

Berdly and Kris caramelldansen!!!

[dumgumgum]

[punchy4real]

[57papercranes]

They’d be insufferable……

Im imagining this at a Halloween party or something a couple years post canon

(She/herdly bc of #myagenda)

[spikyiwaizumi]

the issue with writing for yourself is that you will get sucked into rereading your own fic over and over and pretend it’s “editing,” but really you’re just reading because it’s exactly what you want to read. because you wrote it. for you.

[findingfeather]

and then you will be like why does this asshole never finish anything god

[paper-mario-wiki]

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[grink]

mingus kingus saturday