Still Turning Out

Tsipporah/20/Canada

[october31st1981]

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

[tacticalmoonbeam]

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

[solongloserse-deactivated201808]

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

[october31st1981]

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

[goodfellowsfriend]

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

[baconandmegz]

tea

[gunpowder-tea]

Direct action.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

bungle said fuck blue lives

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

[tarotartemisia]

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I hate men

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.

[thecouncilofjune]

Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!

[theeeprotagonist]

what the actual fuck

[personal-insane-asylum]

Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.

[cronagorgonzola]

protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.

[pharaohmangos-deactivated201801]

Men feel so entitled sometimes. It’s scary to watch the interactions sometimes.

[delug-e-deactivated20181001]

when someone asks me what’s wrong

[naughtbutstars]

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

[doc-coyote]

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[junco666]

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

[geekygothgirl]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[sunnysundown]

Guillermo del Totoro

[sherlockianonfire91]

@theanisplanet

[theanisplanet-deactivated202107]

gasp

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[5750]

I want to Die

[did-you-know]

The rare book library at Yale University has no windows because the walls are made of translucent marble.

Source

[honey-tea-stuff]

*Heavy breathing*

[cloudfreed]

because direct unfiltered sunlight may damage the older books and age them more quickly

[crookedwiings]

*EXTREME HEAVY BREATHING*

[deepslateemeraldore]

IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR LIBRARIES

[capsizingyourheart]

Is this real life

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[starwarsgraphictee]

worth it

[trestyoselfchris-deactivated201]

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

[erikllehnsherrs]

Once Upon A Deadpool | Trailer

[tooquirkytolose]

some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

[infomics]

[floorwildcat]

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

[anomalousdata]

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

[urbanasereia]