Blame the Mushrooms

Yo I'm Brooke, 32, she/her, chemist, Jewish, ADHD, disaster of a human trying to adult.

[vulvamort-deactivated20110602]

[daxterdd]

Never not reblogging this.

Never ever.

[synergy27]

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[iwasnotaslasher]

Me at 41: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

[arahir]

"do you want to try AI mode?" no. "enable AI tools?" no. "AI search this?" no. "have AI explain this post?" no. "we're excited to announce AI integration!" i'm not. "you can now use AI to—" no. i don't think i will.

[alwaysthequietones]

SPEAK ON IT!

Video

[astral-icecream]

[wingly-coded]

[tolerateit]

2021 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2022 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2023 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2024 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2025 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2026 is the year I finally get my shit together

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[kosmogrl]

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

[assassinregrets]

[nightsewnn]

[slashergirlnancy]

Steve Harrington // Lucas Sinclair STRANGER THINGS

[wiisagi-maiingan]

The covid response under Biden was shameful; lockdown was ended way too quickly, the CDC was slow to respond and quick to lower quarantine recommendations, schools were opened too early, and honestly the Dems were way too indulgent with anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers. A competent government would have helped eliminate covid like many other countries managed and America is one of the primary reasons why it's still going so strong, particularly the several decades of anti-vax rhetoric being normalized in the US.

The covid response under Trump involves vaccination research being defunded, vaccination guidelines being completely gutted, access to vaccination being heavily restricted, anti-vax rhetoric becoming the law of the land, and the .gov page for covid being used to push conspiracy propaganda about covid being invented in a lab and the deaths not being real.

If you think these things are equal, then you are an absolute buffoon.

[energyprison]

no i didnt get that from a video essay im a little more well read than that thanks. i got it from the abstract for a study i didnt read the rest of

[toastandvegemite]

do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[toastyglow]

new one

[feminist-space]

Going to merge with these two

[twitblr]

They got her back in the middle of the turn up

[atlas-prime]

Renaissance painting energy

[piedude]

[thedankmemes]