going with the flo

18+ please | it's me. I'm the transmasc bbno$ is making music for. | 22 | I like writing (AO3: flolessdelivery)

[flolessdelivery]

I'm graduating in fourteen hours, but here I am uploading Italianbach/Ray Ferrari selfcest porn onto AO3. What ukyt does to a man.

Read it here (link)

Name: you do you, babe, and I'll do me

Word count: 1892

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Isaac Smith | ItalianBach/Ray Ferrari

Short summary: A magical artifact grants Isaac his deepest, darkest desire.

Collections/challenges: this is my second fic for the Hello Hankerchiefs 2026 challenge! (master post coming at the end of the month)

[flolessdelivery]

I unknowingly created this blog on James Marriott's birthday! So congrats to us both lol

[flolessdelivery]

Sometimes all you need is to go to a park you've never been to at night, find a huge field of grass, stare at the stars and spin until you forget which way is north.

Not that that just happened to me or anything. Purely hypothetical scenario.

[joy-crimes]

i think i might be a weird pervert

[flolessdelivery]

I just got to see my final exams in detail (and look at how I was marked). My English teacher was very impressed by the essay I wrote. Thing is, the essay was mid. Boring and uninspiring. I'm kinda mad because it pales in comparison to some of the godforsaken smut I've written in the past. But. I'm not gonna show him my AO3 creations of famous rapper silly guy bibinos getting railed

Sad. He will never know of the greatness I am capable of...

[word-scramble-challenge]

We'll be returning August 1st, 2026! Stay tuned!

[brattybottomarthurhill]

ok who's writing the ray ferrari/Italianbach selfcest rpf

[mxclean]

thank you to everyone who participated in bbno$ week 2026! here are some ✨ stats ✨

you can read all our lovely works here, and find some more specific stats below the cut:

ratings:

G - 5

T - 10

M - 9

E - 9

prompts used:

recess - 0

world tour - 4

non-famous AU - 2

eat ya veggies - 2

chronically online - 2

magic/supernatural AU - 1

bag or die - 1

pink beanie - 1

career AU - 2

baby gravy 3 - 1

side quest - 2

historical AU - 1

bbno$ (album) - 1

cosplay - 1

crossover/fusion - 2

gender/orientation - 2

pregnancy - 3

non-monogamy - 4

countrystar420 - 1

myrtle beach summer 1974 -2

recurring ships:

bbno$/gravy - 20

bbno$ & gravy - 3

bbno$/Ari - 2

bbno$/James Marriott - 2

bbno$/Gravy/Ari - 2

other ships that showed up once each (* indicates a new ship tag):

bbno$ & Ari

bbno$/Crispy Concords

bbno$ & Crispy Concords

bbno$/Arthur Hill *

bbno$/Ironmouse

bbno$/James Marriott

bbno$/jungle bobby *

bbno$/Käärijä

bbno$/Reader

bbno$/vanillamace *

bbno$ & vanillamace *

bbno$/WillNE/James Marriott *

bbno$/Yung Gravy/Will Neff/Hasan Piker *

works posted per day:

day 1 - 6

day 2 - 6

day 3 - 5

day 4 - 6

day 5 - 4

day 6 - 6

unique partners for alex per day (affectionately referred to as the $lut score):

day 1 - 6

day 2 - 4

day 3 - 3

day 4 - 4

day 5 - 3

day 6 - 1 (just gravy!)

other misc things:

alex had 13 total partners throughout the week

the spread of prompts was pretty even; 'recess' is the only one that hasn't been used at all

the spread of ao3 tags was also pretty even, but 'polyamory' was used 6 times

the word counts of individual works ranged from 100 words to 6.2k words

5 works were posted as part of ongoing fic series

authors started posting 4 wips total and we wish them luck in completing them (i'm authors)

[flolessdelivery]

Been thinking of going back to church lately. Not to attend mass or anything, I'm an atheist, but they'd be chill with me grieving and it's been harder than usual as of late.

They'd probably even listen if I wanted to talk. Maybe offer some advice. Bless the deceased (she wasn't a believer either, but it probably won't hurt).

Any place will do because I don't even know where her grave is. It feels horrible to not have a space to pay my respects. Four and a half years, and I haven't been able to visit her once.

The churches and graveyards around me aren't open at night when I'm awake, though, so maybe I won't. Maybe I'll just light some incense in a random park. Burn a bit of hell money so she can go to Subway in the afterlife or something like that. Whatever it is teens are into today. She'd probably love that.

[brattybottomarthurhill]

elaborate erotic self-insert fantasy where arthur hill is a dogboy locked in a hot car and y/n is an innocent bystander who happens to have a blunt object to smash out the windows and--

[brattybottomarthurhill]

arthur hill really is very "dog that gets left in a hot car" coded

[brattybottomarthurhill]

I require more footage of arthur hill panting. for my health

[tankie-transfeminist]

If you hate narcissistic people you need to unfollow me. Only people who love and support narcissists are allowed on this blog.

For anyone who's still around and wants to be educated, "narcissism" is a personality disorder, which is a fancy way of saying that it's a way of existing, which has real disadvantages, but which has also been effectively criminalized by the medicarceral system. If you hate narcissists, you are complicit in the ongoing social processes which deny them bodily autonomy, human connection, and basic dignity.

Narcissism/being narcissistic/having NPD is not a moral failing. Treating narcissistic people like shit is.

[tankie-transfeminist]

If you don't have NPD it's actually more important you reblog this. It's been really great seeing a lot of people with NPD react to this really positively, but I need everyone who does not have NPD to enforce this for their own blogs too.

[voredere]

friendly reminder to ppl who don't have NPD

-NPD has one of the highest suicide rates of any mood related disorder; slightly less impulsivity based attempts than BPD, but NPD sufferers are more likely to succeed in their attempts.

-NPD, like most cluster B disorders, is generally traumagenic, meaning it usually develops as a means of coping with childhood trauma, abuse, or neglect.

-"Narc abuse" is pop psychology with no real basis in reality. NPD sufferers are infinitely more likely to be abused than become abusers, and are typically more prone to self destructive than anything.

-If your parents sucked shit, it's because they *chose* to treat you like shit, not because they had a magic version of NPD that makes them a Bad Person. sorry you had to find out this way.

-Random people online with NPD aren't your parents and it's really creepy to project your trauma onto them.

treat the NPD sufferers in your life like people or die trying.

[the-haiku-bot]

treat the NPD

sufferers in your life like

people or die trying.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[traveling-at-the-speed-of-light]

Well, hey there guys, gals and non-binary pals! I decided (in my infinite wisdom if which there is none of) that I wanted to open up a writing challenge for people who wanted something a little out there. WELCOME TO HELLO HANKERCHIEFS! (An 18+ LGBTQIA multifandom writing event!)

RULES:

All participants in the event must use this form to generate their bingo cards. You can have as many or as little as you want to write!

Once all cards are generated and handed out over Tumblr/Discord, participants can then begin their fics at any time between that date and July 30th, 2026 (plenty of time to think about everything!)

All fics must have a rating between Teen and Up at the very least, Mature or Explicit due to the nature of the prompts being given.

All necessary tags must be included in the fic for content purposes, including the tag for the challenge, both in Tags and Collection if on AO3 and everywhere else if not (hellohankies2026)

No hate to anything written here! Anything goes when it comes to both participants' writing as well as the content of the cards.

Well, that's all from me, so I hope to see some new faces have a go at writing some of these and getting out there! See you soon!

~ Scott

[lost-on-the-highway]

EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!

[flolessdelivery]

My city's pride parade was today. I couldn't attend due to the heatwave (medical concerns), but I still have a lot of thoughts about the politics of it and a few things made me very angry. (long rant)

Let's start with the positives: For the first time ever, Munich now has an openly gay mayor. It is tradition that the mayor gives a big speech at the end of the parade, and acts as one of the biggest faces of the entire pride event - to send out the signal that this city is a safe space for queer people. Bavaria as a state in general is very conservative and not the greatest place to be as a queer person, so the allyship does mean a lot. But the fact that this time, the mayor is an actual proud member of the community is awesome. He attended with his partner and they looked so happy, it was super sweet.

With rising conservatism and movement from the Right to take away queer rights, the CSD is returning to its roots as a political protest. It's kind of shifted into a weekend-long party over the last few years, which made a lot of citizens (rightfully) very angry. Tons of alcohol, drunken people making out in the streets, noise, littering... The conservative argument "they make everyone uncomfortable by creating an unsafe environment" is hard to disprove if pride turns into a drug sex fest. The problem isn't that they're queer. If someone's uncomfortable because they see someone queer, that's their problem. The issue is that they lack the decency to behave in public by not trashing the city. So it's a very good thing that pride is becoming more political again, because it seems a lot of people have forgotten we need to fight for our rights instead of just partying and being an asshole, which jeopardizes the image of the community.

That being said, the political messaging is inconsistent. A lot of political groups always join the parade, and this year, a previously banned party was allowed to attend with a big car again: the CSU ("Christian Social Union"). They're the Bavarian branch of Germany's biggest conservative party, and they don't like trans people. A number of old gay men are prominent party members, but they voted against gay marriage and heavily advocate for "traditional Christian family values" in their politics. That means if you're not a cis dude with a cis stay-at-home mom wife and two German children, you don't fit into their world view and they will do their best to make your life difficult until you assimilate. They're also ridiculously corrupt and mostly care about what their lobbying partners want (so they pass laws for more coal instead of solar power, more money for car manufacturers, less strict labor protection and strengthening the military - they literally want to reestablish compulsory military service for anyone over 18). But because the church still plays a big role for a lot of people here and they're the Christian party, the countryside and old people and generally many people that don't read into politics that much vote for them. They are basically the (slightly better) German version of Republicans. Slightly better because they don't want to actively hunt down marginalized groups (for the most part).

Their pride vehicles have been stopped by seating blockades a few years ago and they've been outright banned from attending the parade in 2024 because they wanted to ban a drag queen reading in a city library and advocated against the Selbstbestimmungsgesetz (SBGG), a now active law that makes name and gender changes for trans people way easier and way less discriminating. I have personally made use of that law a few months ago. What would've previously been a years-long process with multiple expensive court sessions and invasive aggressive and discriminating questioning by psychiatrists is now a simple form, a small wait time and one (1!) visit to a registry office without having to justify yourself whatsoever. This law saves lives and the CSU is doing their hardest to revoke it. Yet they're allowed to participate in the pride parade with a big-ass car.

Their party's queer network isn't even called that. It's a "gay and lesbian network" (not that they have many female members in the first place), not a queer one. They've implemented a Bavaria-wide ruling that puts everyone that uses the SBGG to change their gender marker on a list stored somewhere by the police. (The last time Germany had a list for trans people, it was used to hunt them down during the Holocaust. We also have an increasingly popular far-right party that would definitely use that list to hunt us down if they could). Furthermore, they're currently pushing for a new ruling on federal level: if someone makes use of the SBGG and then moves somewhere new, their previous name and gender should be automatically reported to the new city's police department, forcibly outing them and putting them on police records. What's even more absurd is that the SBGG itself protects trans folks from being forcefully outed, so that ruling would directly oppose that law. It's safe to say that they don't care about trans people and actively work to revoke their rights. You could even say that because of this, they don't give a shit if a few trans people die as a consequence. Someone like that shouldn't be allowed to walk a pride parade.

Our mayor refused to make a statement about it. It's clear he opposed this (he very loudly advocated for their ban in the first place), but he doesn't get to decide who joins and openly defying that ruling would probably radicalize voters. I'm not mad at him, any other response would probably be worse.

Still, I am so fucking mad at the organizers.

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[flolessdelivery]

bbno$ week: have you ever seen bbno$ live? tell us about it! (if not, what song(s) would you love to hear live?)

Yes, I saw him live in Berlin a month ago. It was my first bigger concert and I really enjoyed it! My boyfriend came with me and I was worried at the beginning because he's very sensitive to noise, but he had earplugs in so he was just vibing lol

The set was amazing. It's wild how despite how chaotic and random it seems from clips online, it's actually very well structured and themed. Also, I worship Jungle Bobby now (it's not a cult).

The crowd was awesome. We kept chanting "Merz leck Eier" ("Merz lick balls", a popular phrase to shit on our right-wing chancellor Friedrich Merz) and because they explained to Alex what it meant in Cologne, he was all for it. At one point he even said Merz should come lick his balls after the show because they'd be extra sweaty then lol

The two special guests Filow and Ski Aggu are people I don't actually like all that much (Aggu collaborates with some sketchy guys and I don't like Filow's music), but everyone went bonkers when they showed up, so it was awesome.

It was a truly magical experience and there's only two things I'd have changed: one, the venue's security guard misgendered me in front of the toilets (totally not the fault of the bbno$ crew, but still felt shitty). And secondly, I just wish Gravy was there. He played only one of their shared songs and lowered his voice for Matt's part, but it would have been so cool to see them together and hear more bbg songs