[blueboyluca]

This one is so funny.

[blueboyluca]

levitating

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[rubyvroom]

[gotchibam]

Shiny Sylveon and Shiny Jolteon ko-fi doodle for Mihai! ✨

[vile-things]

[bluemuffin-draws]

Saving stars spinning

[importantcatpics]

[c4ndyc41n]

hug

[a-ceiling]

A gift @stick-eridian-collection

If you don't have it already

[xinakwans]

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

[wordfather]

a 6th grader tried to ragebait me the other day and i didn't even realize because i was in awe of this perfect 31 on my potato and she kept getting pissed at me and calling me a 'number lover' and i was like 'i sure am :)!'

[wordfather]

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

[fizpup]

Get real.

[pastelpolitoed]

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

[fizpup]

This is killing me

[3000s]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me

turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

everyone in here would have gotten poisoned if I'd brought this to the potluck, good to know

[identifying-mushrooms-in-posts]

Rhizopus sp./Mucor sp. (mold)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

dude

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books