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Hot take but girls who have a yellow aesthetic and play ukulele, keep succulents in their room and talk about saving the bees aren’t “cringy” They’re just happy or trying to be happy. You guys are just assholes.
Did someone say shit about Dodie because I’ll kill them
(literally she was all I could think of as I was reading this)
Regardless, this is very true and people are allowed to express themselves however the fuck they want
randomly referring to people as “mere mortals” < referring to them as “casual humans”
why does no one talk about how friends can break your heart so devastatingly intimately sometimes a million times worse than romantic partners why does no one talk about friend break ups
Especially because friend break ups don’t always come with the courtesy of an actual break up. Friends can just stop talking to you and we let it happen. They don’t sit you down and say “hey it’s not you it’s me” or “I just don’t see us working out” They say “sorry my mom said no” or “I’m busy that day” until you eventually stop asking or you drift apart. They aren’t obligated to give an explanation and sometimes that hurts more. Friend break ups don’t usually offer closure.
one fun thing to do is address everyone by their full name. all the time. every time you speak to them
if you don’t know their middle name you can make one up
Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like “f$&@!”. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and y’all better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.
Fun fact, they didnt make John say any of that stuff. in an interview he said that, since he was a comedian he was told to “have fun with it” during his recording sessions; which apparently lead to a lot of swearing and morbid jokes for at least 2 hours before he stopped and asked what the movie was rated. “PG.”
“Oh, so you can’t use anything that I’ve said at all”
“No, no we cant.”
“Well why didnt you guys stop me sooner??”
“You were having fun with it.”
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now
٩( ᐛ )و cause ٩( ᐛ )و im ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ a ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ shooting ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ star ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ leaping ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ through ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕗ the ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ٩( ᐛ )۶ skyy y y y y
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ like
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ a
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ tiger
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ defying
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ the
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ laws
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ of
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ G
｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗR
･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗA
☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗV
｡･ﾟ･*:･ ･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗI
:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗT
｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗYYYY
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ A
==ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ RACING
====ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ CAR
======ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ PASSING
=========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ BY
===========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LIKE
=============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LADY
===============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ GODIVA
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m gonna go
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ THERE’S NO STOPPING MEEEEEEEEEEE
@everynight-cainite You know why
feels like The Killers is on track to be one of those timeless bands mostly because you may not technically know what they’re saying, but you know what they’re saying
Truer words have never been spoken
Hundreds of Amazon workers have been fired over productivity at just one warehouse in one year.
“Amazon’s system tracks a metric called “time off task,” meaning how much time workers pause or take breaks, The Verge reported. It has been previously reported that some workers feel so pressured that they don’t take bathroom breaks.
If the system determines the employee is failing to meet production targets, it can automatically issue warnings and terminate them without a supervisor’s intervention, although Amazon said that a human supervisor can override the system. The company also said it provides training to those who don’t meet their production goals.
While all employees in every job know they could be fired if they fail to meet their performance objectives, few of us are managed by an automated system tracking our every movement that has full authority to make that decision.”
“It doesn’t matter if you are a hard worker or a slacker – once you put on the headset, you are going to be working every minute of the day or you are gone. The system has already fired five people.”
“What’s it have you do all day?” There were something like 50 people working in the supercenter at any given time – it was a 200,000 square foot store.
“Manna has you moving through the store aisle by aisle. I bet I am walking six or eight miles a day right now. I am constantly straightening merchandise on the shelves. Manna knows where I am, and it knows where everything is on the shelves, so it asks me item by item to straighten them. Manna wants everything on the shelves looking perfect. It is also big on restocking. So it will ask me, ‘How many rolls of masking tape are on the shelf?’ Whenever anything gets low, it has me go to the back and bring stuff out to the shelves. It knows what is selling through the cash registers, so it knows exactly when to restock everything and it makes sure that every single item in the store is fully stocked.”
“That doesn’t sound so unusual.” I said.
“It’s not unusual, except that Manna is telling you exactly what to do every second of every day. If it asks you to go to the back and get merchandise, it tells you exactly where to walk to go get it. And here is the weirdest part – I never see another employee the entire day. The way it makes me walk, I never run into anyone else. I can go for a full shift and never see another employee. Even our breaks are staggered. Everyone takes their breaks alone. We all arrive at staggered times. It’s like Manna is trying to totally eliminate human interaction on the job.”
“That’s spooky. Why would it do that?” I asked.
Brian looked down, “I’m guessing that talking with co-workers wastes time, and Manna is eliminating the waste everywhere it can.”
- Manna by Marshall Brian
*softly* what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-
I wonder if De had to practice rising up before he pretended to be Logan
Saw this post and I just had a need to make something based off of it. Don’t know how it got the ending it did but here ya go :D @thejoanglebook @thatsthat24
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Oh my GOSH!!!!! This is… so frickin cool!!! Ahhh I’m geeking out at this.
I was in a restaurant earlier and I heard someone a few tables over yell “GIVE ME SHRIMP OR GIVE ME DEATH” and the person next to them just casually said “Layla, with your seafood allergy I’m pretty sure you can have both”
this was the adult version of shrimp heaven now and the penalty for shrimp is death
so in college it turns out you can just, turn up for placement exams at the beginning of the semester. exams which are pass/fail.
and anyways, that’s why i have 9 credit hours for college biology, a subject i have never studied
Again, another story presented by the great and wonderful Gaud.
after easter the grocery store was selling reeses eggs for 12 cents so i bought the entire stock
it was 4 boxes, 144 eggs in total
i ate them all
i’m the person you read about in math problems
artists have 1 brain cell and it’s Snap from Chalk Zone
IT ME
OK I’ve never seen this show and I’ve only barely heard of it, but I applaud this voice actor for being able to pull of the same line so differently and so well every time.
axolittle
axolotl
Good post OP
the best fucking post op
707xMC 😍😍😍♥️♥️🙈🙈
Artist: @angelmiico ON INSTAGRAM
Bi ppl: *exist*
My ace ass:
Ace ppl: *exist*
My bi ass:
bi and ace people: *exist*
my pan ass:
Bi, ace, and pan people: *exist*
My lesbian ass:
Bi, ace, pan, and lesbian people: Exist
My gay ass:
Bi, ace, pan, lesbian, and gay people: Exist
My trans ass:
This is what pride month is all about
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
I stan
it got better!!
plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass
If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.
the small one is hiding an absolutely ripped torso under that shirt
I wanna write a buddy comedy about this quartet
plz i need to read it.
The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.
In storms my husband goofy in a jealous rage
A-HYUK. YOU’VE BEEN SCREWING THE MILKMAN. GORSH
He said
He was crazy!
And he kept on screaming!
A-HYUK. YOU’VE BEEN SCREWING THE MILKMAN. GORSH
