My Story Starts Here

Old Lady in a young person’s body

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[flooparoo]

I support this but change the casting

PICK ANYONE ELSE AS PENELOPE FOR MISS PIGGY

Cast Kermit as Eurylocus cuz that Kermit has denied his relationship AND MARRIAGE and back stabbed Miss Piggy over the course of DECADES

[feefal]

Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~

[feefal]

And her sister, the moon! Always going through some sort of phase🌙

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Left for a week and almost missed the historic event of the Tumblr Sexyman Final Vote.

[xeemaee]

Dwarf so hot we have to censor his canonical panty shots as propaganda so that tumblr doesn’t censor it for us 😔

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I didn’t expect Tena’s face as a sensor

[slowly-spacing-out]

vote senshi tumblr sexyman 2026

-Can cook

-Cares about proper nutrition

-Has decades-long trauma that he avoided addressing until his friends helped him through it

-Cares about the environment/ecosystem he's in, helps keep the dungeon clean and nice

-will make you bread (among other things)

[Gif ID: Senshi from Dungeon Meshi saying: "Give it to me! I'll make you bread!" and then chanting "Bread!" before being hit in the face with the ingredients for bread. End ID

-Once got turned into an elf

-Look at him

[Image ID: Four screenshots of Senshi from the Dungeon Meshi anime. In one, his arms are crossed. In the second, he is crying. In the third, he holds his axe, ready for battle. In the fourth, an imaginary loaf of bread is shown floating above his head, and he is saying "I can make bread!" End ID.]

[the-quasar-hero]

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

[dreamyslothbunny]

WRONG! Time travel beam

[the-quasar-hero]

[strange-fairy]

mettaton propaganda in behalf of someone i know

credit to therosegoldartist on insta and twitter (x)

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[theprofessional-amateur]

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

Link to post

Luigi Mangione's hearing delayed a day after DA failed to tell jail he's needed in court

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

[ambrosial-sunshine]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 3

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Uncle Iroh (Avatar The Last Airbender)

Voting ended onJun 22

[bill-cipher-offical]

SHEESH, YOU ALL ARE BORING. YOU'RE REALLY GONNA PICK THE MELODRAMATIC SLIME GUY OVER THE HOT OLD MAN?

[hinokami-kagura]

VOTE THE HOT OLD MAN OR I USE SUN BREATHING

[bill-cipher-offical]

LISTEN TO THE DWEEB! HE KNOWS HIS STUFF!

[whyiseveryusernametaken898]

Bill Cipher simping for uncle Iroh. I've seen it all truly.

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[randomslasher]

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

When you have anxiety over something incredibly stupid and you know it’s stupid but the anxiety won’t go away

[garlicbread-official]

Aizawa propaganda cuz I refuse to let him lose to an acephobic bitch

Aizawa is an absolute SUCKER for cats

He adopted a girl who was used for experiments

And just LOOK AT HIM

He can go from majestic underground hero to exhausted high school teacher at the drop of a hat (these are two actual screencaps from shows he’s in) AND he practically adopts his entire homeroom class!

also dr house is an acephobic asshole (i forget what episode)

@sexy-people-contests-2026 please accept my propaganda 🙏

if anyone knows if the artists are on tumblr pls tell me so I can tag them

[stormhornets]

who let me adult I can’t adult

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[dddreamscape]

Mutuals do this

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

[amuseoffyre]

Hot cross buns?