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im floop I do things and stuff I stream!

[flooptheorange]

Posted this on tiktok as a goodbye but it makes a decent little introduction video

Drop a follow!

Twitch

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[anverdenuru]

And every summer I get reminded that we have only a single choice if we want to survive

[rubikstoybox]

...Never before have I wanted to punt a child so badly.

[zipsunz]

oshikatsu afternoon 🎀✨

[balaclava-trismegistus]

TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook - Wikipedia

Its crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request

[donjuaninhell]

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

[nitrobishop]

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[nayohme]

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

[nayohme]

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

[coughloop]

it doesnt get better than this

[hazelsmazecave]

?

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

[horsegirlwithnoname]

there are a lot of very angry people in the comments and reblogs going NO IT'S NOT, IT'S THE FAE FOLK and I'm over here going ...

Look I don't believe that but let's assume I did: could the fae folk not have cut down a tree. If that creates a portal to their realm why wouldn't they do it. They don't need to wait for ethereal etc etc they can just use basic biology and a chainsaw. "I can't imagine an elf with a chainsaw" skill issue, I'm imagining it right now.

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[eightyonekilograms]

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

[griffonatrix]

[pinklovely05]

I figured it out

[winduppup]

SANS: Steven After Not Surviving

SENSHI: Steven Eats Nutritious Savory Healthy Items

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[neonshroudedgraves]

Bluesky asks Texas users to verify their ages, citing new app store law

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

[stevishabitat]

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

☝️☝️☝️

[loveridden1999]

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

[devils-queen]

666

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?