[floortahlee]

Youre absolutely stunning! Please tell me youre single?

I plan on dying alone if that answers your question:P

[gaylienn]

i spent 30 seconds in paint

[soup-erb]

[sesh]

[rightmemes-blog1]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[unpatchedglitch]

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

[deadbeatmaker]

why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

[just-yet]

because batman never bothered attacking the roots of social problems

[deadbeatmaker]

you know what… you’re right call him out!!

[beowulf22121]

Wayne Enterprises has a jobs program for those who are fresh out of prison. He routinely takes major villains with mental health issues to an asylum where professionals are there to help. Or do you just read the fight scenes?

[marauders4evr]

Because

Batman

Never

Bothered

Attacking

The

Roots

Of

Social

Problems

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BATMAN HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?

Fake geeks, I swear to god…

The best part is that most of the lore, especially Batman: The Animated Series, gets to a point in Batman’s career when everyone asks the question of why someone would rob a bank in Gotham when they know that if they approached Batman, and coincidentally Bruce Wayne, they could get the help they needed.

That’s the whole point of Batman. Granted there have been modernized adaptations that paint him out to be nothing more than a growling, punching, antihero. But nobody ever said those adaptations were canon or even good. The original Batman comics, most of the newer comics, the Animated Series, the animated spinoffs, even the Arkham video games all operate under the lore that Batman does everything within his power to help as many villains as he can, even if it means going against cops, politicians, etc. That’s what originally made him the vigilante. He went against the social norms. He did everything that a hero shouldn’t do, not in a murderous way, but in a taking-sides way. Every other hero swoops in to save the corrupt politician from the criminal. Batman swoops in to save the criminal from the corrupt politician. 

[creativeguy01-blog]

I actually never thought about this. And I realized that unlike other heroes who just want to see their antagonist gone and really don’t care about nothing but killing them and stopping them, Batman wants to try and help them out. When people would normally push for a serial killer to be sentenced to death, a person could want that killer to be in rehabilitation. This makes me like Batman a lot more.

[g0ds-favorite]

[weeniebagel]

reducing smasus’ breasts and making her more muscular: cool

getting rid of snakes fat tactical ass: now wait a minute

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[4gifs]

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[owotime]

[mad-mth]

i watched this episode of ben 10 at 4 am and I was convinced I dreamt the whole thing up except I didn’t, here are some clips that gave me an emotional crisis also kevin found dead in miami

[kezan-raven]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’

[demilypyro]

is that fuckin john dimaggio

[ques0-fresc0]

It’s like seeing Scott Steiner in space

[my-life-is-sometimes-interesting]

Kevin Eleven

[weallheartonedirection]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Fkksjfjfjdjkdjdjs dfmf

[kaidaned]

shepard and the illusive man logging into comms every time shepard directly disobeys him

[drearyhours]

2001-2017: smash mouth is the shrek band

2018: shrek mouth is the pussy eating band

[drearyhours]

the typo i made on this post is funnier than the original joke