human dumpster

a failing keyboardist, artist, and human being. future evil genius, or animal shelter employee if things go poorly. icon credit: @pppppppppinof

[livingdxadwriter]

I love that we were introduced to the idea that Spencer became a drug addict mid season two, and it was somewhat acknowledged in that one scene of him in the bathroom and his attitude change for a few episodes. But then it was completely forgotten. Sure hotch knew about it and even mentioned it once or twice. But that was it. We didn't get a single scene of Spencer actually doing heroin after his kidnapping, we got no scenes of him even talking about it, much less getting help. Now right now, I'm half way through season 3, and it's like it never even happened. Did he just magically overcame his addiction? Is he still doing heroin and we dont even know about it?? Are they ever going to even talk about it?? I guess the fuck not. Thanks writers for starting a whole character arc and not even follow through with it

[somefirewhiskeyfortheway]

Me when Criminal Minds finally ends even though I haven't keep up in like 6 years

[angrydiscoqueen]

my favorite thing about early criminal minds episodes is that there’s always a bad early 2000s song that is shoved in during the emotional ending and I think that’s beautiful.

[bitterrwaffle-deactivated202401]

REBLOG IF YOU THINK PHIL LESTER DESERVES CHOCOLATE AND HUGS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE

[kamriethenerd-blog]

Reblog if you’re in the Phil Lester Protection Squad

[eddieeatsass]

Hey, this isn’t a prompt, but I was wondering how you find your prompt lists or if you could maybe link a few of your favourites for me? I try searching it but all I ever find is the focus that spawn from the lists and no actual lists😕

Hello Anon! So, I only recently started reblogging prompt lists. The most recent one on my blog I made myself, but in searching for inspo for that, I came to the same conclusion as you, they can be hard to track down!

@whatdidisayhoney reblogs a lot of prompt lists, and he helped me compile this list, so his blog might be a good place to find some more in the future. I hope it helps! <3

- This Whole Blog

- Ways to say ‘I Love You’

- Spicy Dialogue

- General Fluff & Angst

- This Human’s ‘Writing Prompt’ tag has Loads of that Good Good

- A “Doggone” Good One

- 50 Types of Kisses

- 50 Cliche Tropes and Prompts

- A Little Angst, A Little Horror

- Fluff for the Soft-Hearted

- Some Fluff and Some Lemon

- Lots of Lemonade

- This Blog is a Blessing

- Thanksgiving!

- Christmas!

- Another Christmas

- Holy Crap There Are So Many Christmas Prompts

- Halloween!

- More Halloween Because It’s My Fave Holiday and I Do What I Want

- Valentine’s Day!

- I Think I’m Gonna Marry You

- Just Some Friendly Neighbors

- And They Were Roommates! (Oh My God They Were Roommates)

- A Final Attempt At Quenching Your Thirst

[annerocious]

Dear Men Writers

Lesser known facts when writing women:

High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.

The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.

Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.

You can’t hold in a period like pee.

Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.

Feel free to add your own.

[deliciouspineapple]

- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.

- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.

- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.

- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.

-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.

- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.

[ivegotthetriforce]

- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most can’t run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesn’t mean “buy me a drink” - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING

[drmistytang]

-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief.  If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it won’t fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.

[angryschnauzer]

Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.

[cassiopeiassky]

Yes to all of this.  But also:

If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back.  No.  If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place.  Furthermore, there’s probably a can’s worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds.  There’s no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.

[marvel-lucy]

This is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing they’re impossible

[valeria2067]

^^^This though

[musicalhell]

The odds of a woman having smoothly shaved legs and armpits are directly proportional to the amount of skin her clothing bares and/or the amount of fucks she gives at that particular moment.

GLASSES ARE NOT COSMETIC.  If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models.  We become squinty.

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

-most women wear bras. Yes, even when they are trying to dress sexy. Because bras make boobs look perkier and rounder, which is something men apparently find sexy, so being a seductress or femme fatale is not an automatic reason for a female character to not be wearing a bra.

-a good bra will hide headlights, or at the very least drastically reduce their noticeability. A women with enough pointy nipple issues will opt for a padded or molded bra to hide them.

-women’s nipples do not automatically become hard pyramids visible through any and all layers of clothing the second they become even slightly aroused. They are not the female equivalent of boners. And even if their nipples do get hard, the bras they are almost certainly wearing (because even a goddamn succubus with big, honkin’ knockers for seducing men is gonna have those painful puppies in some kind of boob sling) should keep those pointy nipples from being visible to every other character in the scene, JIM BUTCHER. YES, EVEN LARA RAITH WOULD WEAR A BRA ONCE IN A GODDAMN WHILE.

[eldriitchmurmurs]

if you’re being tied up and tortured in a freezing underground dungeon, then you probably have more important things to pay attention to than how hard somebody’s nipples are, jim butcher

[jabberwockypie]

- Wearing a bra that doesn’t fit HURTS.  It’s not sexy to wear a bra that’s “two sizes too small”, it’d make your clothes hang oddly and you’d have a weird, uncomfortable “quad-boob” effect and your back would hurt, BEN AARONOVITCH.

[phantoms-lair]

Also, after removing a too small bra, there’s gonne be angry red lines on the boobs and ribs and the lady is not going to want them to be touched by anyone for a good long while

[everystarstorm]

-Not all women wear heels. Those things hurt and are hard to balance in. They can also mess up your feet and back pretty bad.

[hattedhedgehog]

-Lips aren’t just naturally red “as if she’d been drinking wine but they were just like that without makeup cause she’s so perfect,” my dear little Kvothe from ‘Name of the Wind’. Also, girls do not naturally smell like fruit or flowers, it’s either perfume or something she’d been eating recently.

[generalistherbalist]

I’ve been appreciating this post but now it’s back very specifically calling out my problematic faves and I don’t think those male authors realize how much it totally takes me out of the story for a moment when they commit these errors. It does nothing useful for the plot and is annoying for half of the audience

[lmorasey-deactivated20230917]

Is it weird that I’m female and wasn’t aware of a solid third of these?

[infinitelyblankpage]

I mean, all writes take note. I basically live in man land when it comes to protagonists so I don’t know half these things despite being a woman

[furryarbiterangel]

(Most) Women do not look at themselves in the mirror and compare their breasts to fruit. Any sort of fruit. Especially melons. Please save us from the melons.

Also we are not aware of our breasts at all times. I do not walk down a flight of stairs and think “oh golly my breasts are bouncing so much right now”. They are as much as natural part of our bodies as arms. Do you constantly think about how your arms are moving? Sure you may be aware of them, but paying full attention? Doubtful.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Also: women working out are almost never sexy. They’re not glowing or glistening or (kill me) *sparkling*. They are red and sweaty and gross just like all the dudebros doing their time with the dumbbells. Stop ogling fictional women at the gym, TOM WOLFE.

[kerolunaticat]

I love this post.

[hotcheezgrl]

they gay and in love

[pseudophan]

the impact dan and phil have made on lgbtq+ people the past decade without even being out is insane, imagine what it’s gonna be like now

[amethysthollis]

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[artofthephan]

As the clock ticks closer and closer to London Pride, Dan furiously scrambles to sew sequins onto his outfit. Phil is, as always, eager to help but his insistence on using green sticky tape instead of needle and thread is immediately vetoed.

[artofthephan]

holy shit he really did it! but they compromised with glue 😅

[gmmtheev]

“when we’re fighting for equality, we can’t leave anyone behind”

[scifiphan]

this is so cute 🥺

[satise]

Prize piece #3: Done.

This was done for @alittledizzy in relation to the charity stream held by @phandomgives!

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[danandphilareonahill]

[heterophobicdaniel]

I find it really confusing that people are taking Dan’s comment about him and Phil wanting privacy as him not confirming or denying whether they’re still together. People are acting like saying they’re together is Against The Rules when it really seemed like that was just him saying that they don’t want people hounding them about it and that they’re not gonna be posting/talking about their relationship all the time…? Like I get us not wanting to avoid overstepping boundaries and we SHOULD be aware and sensitive of that but if they weren’t together and didn’t want people taking that from that part I think he would’ve just said they aren’t together to shut down the inevitable #phanisreal that would come from that statement. To now act like they are for sure broken up is just as much if not more speculation than saying they’re in a healthy relationship that he was proud enough of to share in his video.

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my personal favourite <333

[floralhissing]

our tol boi is back :) in all seriousness i am so very proud of dan! he is so brave for talking about this, this video means sooo much to me already 🖤 thank you so much @danielhowell everything that you do!

[amazignphil]

IF YOU EVEN DARE, AND I FUCKING MEAN IT, DARE SAY, DAN COMING OUT IS PUBLICITY STUNT ONE MORE TIME, I WILL DECK YOUR FACE OFF. AND YOUR KNEES. I WILL YEET YOU INTO SATURN, WATCH ME BITCH.