&. 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( a mix of horror, humor, and happy hauntings! )
❛ you say beetlejuice three times. and i’ll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. ❜
❛ that’s your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. ❜
❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜
❛ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? ❜
❛ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. ❜
❛ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. ❜
❛ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! ❜
❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜
❛ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. ❜
❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜
❛ i think we’re being followed. ❜
❛ well, one of us is going to have to change. ❜
❛ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark. ❜
❛ scream for me, my little banshee. ❜
❛ i said, look behind you. ❜
❛ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? ❜
❛ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. ❜
❛ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ❜
❛ hey you need a… hand? ❜
❛ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. ❜
❛ it’s just a mask, don’t worry! ❜
❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜
❛ i can read your fortune. it says you’re a nerd. ❜
❛ get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween. ❜
❛ did that ghost just spell ‘get out’ wrong? ❜
❛ if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. ❜
❛ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. ❜
❛ you frightened me. do it again. ❜
❛ wanna see something scary? ❜
❛ i came here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat. ❜
❛ i don’t think we should be here. ❜
❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜
❛ what i want to be for halloween is loved. ❜
❛ what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
❛ i’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. ❜
❛ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. ❜
❛ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. ❜
❛ you alright? you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ❜
❛ that’s fake blood, right? ❜
❛ i could have sworn we were just here. ❜
❛ do not say we should split up. ❜
❛ did the eyes in that painting just move? ❜
❛ i think it’s found us. ❜
❛ scared? i’m not scared. ❜
❛ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❜
❛ whatever you do, don’t look behind you. ❜
❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜
❛ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. ❜
❛ …and they were never heard from again. ❜
❛ i know this isn’t your area of expertise, but is this guy dead? ❜
❛ why does that grave have your name on it? ❜
❛ i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. ❜
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