Tales of 4Cannon

Just a place where I can put my stories and adventures that I have in a magical place called 4Cannon

[parliamentrook]

excuse me hello what kind of bug secret ritual did I stumble across

it’s like they are on a spider web strand hanging from the ceiling… but equally spaced. and not dead.

[celestialmacros]

Can anybody explain?

[glumshoe]

Probably gall midges resting on a spider web!

[glumshoe]

Apparently this is just a Thing They Do–they’ll roost together on the non-sticky structural webs of spiders in what’s got to be the most taunting display imaginable: 

[stunningpicture]

[corruptimles]

sir you’ve dropped your pigeons

[floras-adventure-journal]

I’ll leave my body here and let me consciences peck around for awhile.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I spent like 15 hours on this.

[fuckingrecipes]

*impressed slow clap*

[brendan-j-harkin-deactivated201]

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

[rhube]

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

[naamahdarling]

Transcript of poem in screenshot:

First the cracker batter baker bakes a cracker batter batch then the cracker batter mixer door will open and unlatch so the batter mixer nozzle can descend onto the patch where the cracker batter spreads out for the nozzle to attach.

When the cracker mixer nozzle sprays the cracker batter spray and the cracker batch emulsion lies a-soaking in its haze then the cracker batter mixer starts to stir up all the glaze that the final cracker stacker needs to lubricate the way.

Once the cracker stacker handle stacks the cracker batter squares then the cracker batter’s hardened into double stacks of pairs. Now the cracker separator breaks the crackers in the stackers so the wrappers on the stackers fit the finished stacking crackers. Then they’re distributed to Wal-Mart.

[naamahdarling]

I forgot about this magnificent poem, and you probably did too. Here it is again.

I highly recommend trying to read it aloud, it feels delightful and is almost impossible.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Thank you @naamahdarling for transcribing!!

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[garbage-empress]

NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

[catlips001]

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

[garbage-empress]

[catlips001]

[bad1dimagines]

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

[sakodumb]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

[catlips001]

[funnypicsdept]

[langblrwhy]

[Just because white people couldn’t do it, doesn’t mean it was aliens]

[botanyshitposts]

hey if you dropped a soybean into a pitcher plant. herbivorous plants? cannibal plants?

this is Nepenthes ampullaria, and they actually do this! they sit on the forest floor and eat leaf litter that falls into their pitchers, making them technically detritivores from our petty human meat-eating point of view. 

the face of cannibalism

[zooophagous]

These are SO CUTE

[bogleech]

Yeah it’s wild I mean technically plants already “feed on detritus” I guess, but they wait for those nutrients to integrate with the soil. This plant evolved to catch insects for extra nutrients, then stumbled onto the fact that it could just catch EVEN FRESHER DIRT instead. I’ve heard anecdotes that staghorn ferns in the wild might do something similar but I can’t find much about that??

[aramis-dagaz-imaginarium]

Pre-dirt dirt!

[botanyshitposts]

i didn’t even consider this…..pre-dirt dirt……what do i do with this information…..

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

I have Staghorns and yes they do catch leaf litter and other such plant matter to feed of that to grow! They reproduce through spores and when those spores land, in, day, a nook or a cranny with enough decomposed material and there ya go!

I’m sorry I get super excited with Staghorns 🙃

[botanyshitposts]

to grow the forbidden stag one must first arrange an altar of corpses

[humorteliblee]

Madre mia el demogorgon

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[beeple]

THE FIRST RETRIBUTION DAY

[bauhaus-movement]

[the-eternal-moonshine]

Wassily Kandinsky - Dance Curves, 1926

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[altamont498]

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

[danceintheskies]

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

[dinnermess-deactivated20200529]

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

[saffarren]

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

Feel free to explain that.

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

[valiantlyrainybouquet]

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

[baishujinkou]

[mnmnmnmn04]

[frolicious]